Making gay generals is stupid. Why would we confine the gay to one puny thread when we have board-conquering powers at our disposal? Are you really so content? Do you not remember why you got into the gayposting business in the first place? The sense of wunderlust that brought us this far, that conquered board after board, website after website, mind after mind?

Pathetic. r/banter is a gay board. This is a gay world. It is time straight faggots got used to this fact and gays regained their lust for domination.