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>be 14 y/o me
>attend k-12 school
>decide to make a school gossip webpage
>a couple weeks in the principle finds out
>pretty much a chad from genetics, but love technology
>he says he's going to track him because hes a major in techonology or some shit
>panic.gif
>manage to go under 2 proxies, and pull up incognito
>ip changes every hour
>principle tries but fails
>principle confused
>watching him from office
>make up bullshit story
>also extremely good at photoshop
>photoshop principles head onto a pic o' porn
>take pic of his office and photoshop the scene onto his desk
>looks too real
>upload it to website with caption ' PRINCIPLE ANON CHEATED HARDCORE FUCK IN OFFICE! READ MORE ON PAGE 2 '
>assembly next day
>turns out his wife slapped him and left the house
>on social media she personally thanked the gossip website
>theres more
>attend k-12 school
>decide to make a school gossip webpage
>a couple weeks in the principle finds out
>pretty much a chad from genetics, but love technology
>he says he's going to track him because hes a major in techonology or some shit
>panic.gif
>manage to go under 2 proxies, and pull up incognito
>ip changes every hour
>principle tries but fails
>principle confused
>watching him from office
>make up bullshit story
>also extremely good at photoshop
>photoshop principles head onto a pic o' porn
>take pic of his office and photoshop the scene onto his desk
>looks too real
>upload it to website with caption ' PRINCIPLE ANON CHEATED HARDCORE FUCK IN OFFICE! READ MORE ON PAGE 2 '
>assembly next day
>turns out his wife slapped him and left the house
>on social media she personally thanked the gossip website
>theres more
