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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:30:29 No.610622 View View Reply Original Report

>The TV Licence man is banging on my door
>He wants me to pay for the electric Jew
>Haven't watched TV in 10 years

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:31:06 No.610623 Report

Quoted By: >>610624

>>610622
Then why do you have a TV?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:31:48 No.610624 Report

Quoted By: >>610717 >>610734 >>610748

>>610623
I only have one and it's in a box under the stairs. It's been there for years, it was my brother's

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:31:55 No.610625 Report

Quoted By: >>610626 >>610737

So don't pay for it retard, you don't HAVE to if you don't watch TV

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:33:22 No.610626 Report

Quoted By: >>610629 >>610638

>>610625
Then why are they knocking on his door?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:34:47 No.610627 Report

Quoted By: >>610642 >>610678

>>610622
TV License? What? Is it like the cable guy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:34:52 No.610628 Report

Quoted By: >>610633 >>610634 >>610713 >>610717 >>610721

>>610622

You are stupid and poor, blame Jews.
Retard if you have NO TV, you don't have to pay. If you use electricity you get the electricity bill.
It's not Jews, it is you being a moron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:35:03 No.610629 Report

Quoted By: >>610653 >>610658 >>610660 >>610665 >>610666 >>610682 >>610690 >>610709 >>610727 >>610732 >>615005

>>610626
They always assume you do until you let them in and snoop around every inch of your house looking for a TV. If they find my brother's and they can see it's not broken (they'll plug it in and see if it works) then they'll force me to pay or send me to court

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:35:31 No.610630 Report

Quoted By: >>610637

>>610622
just don't open the door. problem solved

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:36:00 No.610631 Report

Quoted By: >>610667

>>610622
just tell him that you can't hear them over your neighbour paki prayers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:36:14 No.610632 Report

Quoted By: >>610635 >>610636 >>610650

>>610622
What happens if you don't pay?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:36:22 No.610633 Report

Quoted By: >>610649

>>610628
They also make you pay if you watch live TV on your computer, I don't, but there's no way to prove that to them easily

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:36:37 No.610634 Report

Quoted By: >>610661

>>610628
Said germ where its obligatory to pay for tv in germany even if you dont own any tv

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:36:40 No.610635 Report

Quoted By: >>610656

>>610632
Prison

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:36:46 No.610636 Report

Quoted By:

>>610632
Public hanging.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:37:17 No.610637 Report

Quoted By:

>>610630
This. They literally cannot do a thing. They have no legal power.

You could probably actually report them to the police for harassment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:37:20 No.610638 Report

Quoted By:

>>610626
They're basically salesmen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:37:25 No.610639 Report

Quoted By: >>610643

>>610622
Just demand to see their warrant to enter your house.
They tried the same with me just showing up and saying that they have to check. I asked for their warrant, they left and haven't come back since.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:37:33 No.610640 Report

Quoted By: >>610645 >>610648

here in Germany you have to pay for the government tv even if you dont have a tv. it is 17 euros every month.

it is like paying for poo by a poo-store you dont visit or even know :(

> thanks adolf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:37:45 No.610641 Report

Quoted By:

>>610622
Dad, there's no such thing as a TV Licence man.

Have you been taking your pills?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:37:52 No.610642 Report

Quoted By:

>>610627
It's some fuckweird thing the Brits have.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:38:24 No.610643 Report

Quoted By:

>>610639
I told the last guy if he wanted to come in then i need to search him for weapons and recording equipment.

He didn't want to come in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:38:24 No.610644 Report

Quoted By: >>610670

so if I got a tv for console, for example, I have to pay for BBC neo-marxist propaganda?Also fucking Teresa May wants to push a bill for internet control.Why are we all getting so cucked, there are like no free countries left in Europe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:38:50 No.610645 Report

Quoted By: >>610668

>>610640
So brits get ragged on for having an optional tv license (optional as in if you don't watch tv you don't need to pay it) but the krauts have had mandatory tv licensing this whole time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:38:53 No.610646 Report

Quoted By: >>610749

>>610622
reminds me I should probably tell them I have no TV.. or will they still harrass? I don't watch iplayer or watch telly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:39:00 No.610647 Report

Quoted By:

>>610622

>buy a door chain
>only open the door to the police, court officals and licensing types with it on
>this means you have not given them access to your property

The chain was never there to stop someone kicking your door in, it is there as a way to retain rights whilst allowing dialogue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:39:11 No.610648 Report

Quoted By:

>>610640
Big fucking deal when you make such big salaries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:39:15 No.610649 Report

Quoted By: >>610652

>>610633
They've also added watching any BBC iplayer shows regardless of whether it's live or not to the list

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:39:19 No.610650 Report

Quoted By:

>>610632
Death by public execution

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HSn0149sjdjla4bdpansjwkz262 Sat 20 May 2017 10:39:30 No.610651 Report

Quoted By: >>610654 >>610664

>>610622

>Need a license to watch and own a TV

How cucked can one Nation get?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:39:46 No.610652 Report

Quoted By:

>>610649
I don't do that either, but i'm sure they'll try and Jew me either way.
He's still outside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:39:53 No.610653 Report

Quoted By: >>610686

>>610629
Then hold yourself hostage. Tell them to leave or you will kill yourself. When they bring in a hostage negotiator, ask for fish and chips.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:39:59 No.610654 Report

Quoted By: >>610672

>>610651
How much do you pay for cable?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:40:04 No.610655 Report

Quoted By: >>610676 >>611715 >>611752

Can't wait to see this thread soon on /bant/ :DD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:40:05 No.610656 Report

Quoted By:

>>610635
u kidding me r-right

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:40:21 No.610657 Report

Quoted By:

I got a letter through my door telling me I had no TV licence. No knocks on my door. I don't intend to pay. I doubt they will get around to a visit in the next year and a half. I'll be moved to a new place by then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:40:54 No.610658 Report

Quoted By:

>>610629
No they won't, and no they won't. They don't have any legal fucking power you pussy. Just tell them to fuck off.

They work entirely off of fear and ignorance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:40:56 No.610659 Report

Quoted By:

I haven't got a power tools licence but a garage full of drills.

kek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:40:57 No.610660 Report

Quoted By: >>610671

>>610629
Open up the TV and desolder the power cable. Easy fix in the future and it allows you to continue to not pay the TV kike.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:41:01 No.610661 Report

Quoted By:

>>610634
It's a birthright! Makes me so mad that there are still people who'd pay them. "It can't be blackmail if the state approves it!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:41:07 No.610662 Report

Quoted By:

>>610622
TV license guys sound like total fucking cunts from what I've heard. Seems like a miserable job. You'd figure they'd want everyone to tell them to fuck off so they don't have to do any work, but I guess they have quotas to meet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:41:23 No.610663 Report

Quoted By: >>610720

>>610622
>Current Year+2
>Owning a ((((TV))))

Dude, what?
Do you unironically turn on the tv whenever there's a thread that says "TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW IT"S HAPPENING!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:41:26 No.610664 Report

Quoted By: >>610723

>>610651
we don't
you only need a license if you watch live tv or use bbc iplayer

all other catchup tv doesn't need a license, along with video game consoles etc..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:41:31 No.610665 Report

Quoted By: >>610680

>>610629
They have no legal right to enter your house - tell them to fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:41:40 No.610666 Report

Quoted By: >>614824

>>610629
They won't at all.

They can't come in your house. You can even ring them up and remove there implied right of access so they can never come down your path again.

YouTube tv license goons.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:41:44 No.610667 Report

Quoted By:

>>610631

Underrated.

I haven't had a license in years. Not sure if any detector cunts have ever been as I'm at work all day and when I'm on I don't answer the door unless I'm expecting anyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:41:49 No.610668 Report

Quoted By: >>610723

>>610645
its not really tv license.
every household has to pay it no matter what.
its for tv / radio. and since you can also watch the german government tv channels on the internet also for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:42:00 No.610669 Report

Quoted By:

murakami pls go

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:42:05 No.610670 Report

Quoted By:

>>610644
retailers (b&m) will ask for address when you buy anything capable of receiving broadcasts. but if it's not connected to an aerial, you wouldn't need to pay. watching iplayer explicitly requires a tv license these days.

tbf the bbc is good value if you consume their content, which you inevitably do if you watch tv. it's always been like this.

>inb4 internet license

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:42:15 No.610671 Report

Quoted By: >>610677

>>610660
It has to be in an unrepairable condition. Non functioning isn't good enough.

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HSn0149sjdjla4bdpansjwkz262 Sat 20 May 2017 10:42:55 No.610672 Report

Quoted By: >>610675

>>610654

I don't. I don't watch cable or the TV Jew. But that doesn't mean I have to pay for a license just to own a TV. Jesus, you Britbongs need to get your shit together and uncuck yourselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:43:07 No.610673 Report

Quoted By:

let him in, lock him under the stairs.
say the words "Oh allah thank you for the gift of this eunuch slave."
all will be well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:43:31 No.610674 Report

Quoted By:

lol i thought this was a meme.
you guys actually have something called a TV license

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:43:34 No.610675 Report

Quoted By: >>610679 >>610681

>>610672
We don't have to pay a license just to own a TV you ignorant retard.

Have you even read the thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:44:16 No.610676 Report

Quoted By:

>>610655
Night of the long knives when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:44:41 No.610677 Report

Quoted By:

>>610671
Those kikes have you by the balls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:44:42 No.610678 Report

Quoted By: >>610684 >>610691

>>610627
No, we have that too in Jewland (and everyone has to pay for it starting next year, wether they own a TV or not. Also it costs about $400/year).
Paying this doesn't make you eligible for anything, this money is simply given to 'official' TV/Radio (aka the socialist propaganda machine) so they can make extra dosh because spamming ads for 15 minutes every 20 minutes just doesn't make enough money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:44:42 No.610679 Report

Quoted By: >>610687

>>610675
So it's not a TV licence, it's just a regular monthly payment for a cable service? Why can't you call them and ask to cancel your account?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:44:47 No.610680 Report

Quoted By:

>>610665
in bongistan you have to do what the coppers ask or you get your tea license removed

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HSn0149sjdjla4bdpansjwkz262 Sat 20 May 2017 10:45:32 No.610681 Report

Quoted By:

>>610675

Fix your shit, Bong. Paying a license for your TV is stupid and you are stupid for allowing it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:45:39 No.610682 Report

Quoted By:

>>610629
thats ridiculous, fuck them. jesus bongs im glad we revolted those years back

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:46:11 No.610683 Report

Quoted By:

>>610622
>pays to be dumbed down
>pays to be fattened up

autistschluss

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:47:04 No.610684 Report

Quoted By: >>610693 >>611609

>>610678
wait you have the tv license and your broadcaster has ads? that's legit cucked. I think ireland is the same.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:47:09 No.610685 Report

Quoted By:

> tfw have to pay for something i never use
> poor student that doesn't even own a tv

plus german tv is complete and utter trash. there isn't even any good content, it's all talk shows and other retarded shit. fucking commies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:47:12 No.610686 Report

Quoted By: >>610697

>>610653
I did this before, blockedd the door with a washer machine and dryer. I was drunk and i asked for cigs and one of the swat guys went to the store for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:47:31 No.610687 Report

Quoted By: >>610694

>>610679
No you fucking moron.

If you watch tv, you need a tv licence.

If you don't watch TV and simply own a tv, you don't require a license.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:48:33 No.610688 Report

Quoted By:

>haven't worked in 3 months
>have to pay monthly fee of 400 shekels (100$)
why israel?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:48:37 No.610689 Report

Quoted By:

>>610622
Tell them to go and fuck themselves, they have no right to enter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:48:45 No.610690 Report

Quoted By:

>>610629
It's the TV LICENCE MAN, quickly hide all TVs or we'll have to PAY THE FINE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:50:00 No.610691 Report

Quoted By: >>610695 >>610703

>>610678
Joogle tells me that there are 3,362,073 households there. Those kikes are going to collect 1.3 Billion dollars for basic TV service? What the fuck am I not getting here? This doesn't even include all of the businesses, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:50:08 No.610692 Report

Quoted By: >>610696 >>610702 >>610706

Still cant figure out whether this tv license thing is real or a meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:50:36 No.610693 Report

Quoted By:

>>610684
>that's legit cucked.
Yup, I avoided paying it (and TV altogether) for years, but some idiots voted to force everybody who doesn't own a TV and/or pay already to pay for it so they could spare about $50 a year (it used to cost $450) out of pure selfishness.

I have no idea how it will be enforced but it's supposed to start next year so I believe I will have to pay unless I can find a loophole.

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HSn0149sjdjla4bdpansjwkz262 Sat 20 May 2017 10:51:54 No.610694 Report

Quoted By:

>>610687
>If you watch tv, you need a tv licence

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAVE
You bongs are so cucked. Literally paying for your brainwashing. Lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:52:07 No.610695 Report

Quoted By:

>>610691
>This doesn't even include all of the businesses, right?
I don't know the new law by heart, but I believe business are exempted if they make less than $100k benefit a year. Everybody else will have to pay.

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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:53:21 No.610696 Report

Quoted By: >>610698 >>610700

>>610692

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:53:39 No.610697 Report

Quoted By:

>>610686
Is there more to the story?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:54:01 No.610698 Report

Quoted By: >>610699 >>610700

>>610696
He's gone now guys!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:55:07 No.610699 Report

Quoted By: >>610738

>>610698
>Detection unit
What a load of knobbers - can you imagine having that for a job?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:55:23 No.610700 Report

Quoted By: >>615013

>>610698
>>610696

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:55:39 No.610701 Report

Quoted By:

>Someone unexpected comes to my house
>Traumatised beyond belief
>Make thread on /pol/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:55:51 No.610702 Report

Quoted By: >>610731

>>610692
It's pretty real here, and fucking insane. They also send people knocking at at people's who don't pay already doors during the evenings looking for a TV or TV sounds. They also act like fucking thugs and allowed to call the police who will then deliver a warrant if you refuse to allow them to inspect your house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:55:58 No.610703 Report

Quoted By:

>>610691
yeah but in fairness, social state and that.
taxpayers don't feel ripped off in rich european countries, alien as that sounds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 10:58:22 No.610704 Report

Quoted By: >>610705 >>610739 >>610753

>>610622
LOL we beat the shit out of the guy who comes to collect Electricity bill,we beat the shit out of police sometime.

Feels good to watch TV for 5 years and electricity for 6 years for free.

Fucking BRITARDS pussies.

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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:00:02 No.610705 Report

Quoted By: >>610744 >>610747

>>610704

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:00:04 No.610706 Report

Quoted By:

>>610692
its called gez in germany.
NOT a meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:02:43 No.610707 Report

Quoted By: >>610710

Years ago a TV licence woman came to my house to inform me I haven't got a licence, I said I don't have a TV, she asked to come in and look around, I said I don't come to your house asking to look around, don't come to mine... What do you want to look at? The TV that I haven't got?? Don't come here harassing me again or I'll call the police.

Never heard from them again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:04:32 No.610708 Report

Quoted By:

If you knocked on someones door in the US demanding to see their TV you would litterally have a shotgun pointed at you

How the fuck is your country so cucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:05:24 No.610709 Report

Quoted By: >>610716

>>610629
Don't let them in your house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:07:21 No.610710 Report

Quoted By:

>>610707
HOLY SHEEEEEIT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:07:39 No.610711 Report

Quoted By:

>>610622
>TV license
Stay cucked lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:08:45 No.610712 Report

Quoted By:

>giving up your guns

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:09:17 No.610713 Report

Quoted By:

>>610628
til paying for a service is comparable to mandatory government licensing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:09:46 No.610714 Report

Quoted By: >>610719 >>610722

>>610622
Just call them and tell them you only use internet for viewing stuff. That you're tv - if you have one - is only used as a monitor for your pc/console. I did it and they haven't bothered me since. This was about 5 years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:09:50 No.610715 Report

Quoted By: >>610722

>>610622

Don't you know the law matey? If you have any device that could potentially be used to watch BBC programming you must pay TV licensing.

If you don't pay for the interracial cuckold sjw ultra leftist propaganda they'll send you to court and brand you a racist bigot homophobic anti migrant cis gender neo Nazi cheap skate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:10:29 No.610716 Report

Quoted By: >>610724

>>610709
Let's just hope they aren't as cucked as us regarding TV Licenses because here they will get help from the police to force you to let them enter and look around if you refuse.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:10:32 No.610717 Report

Quoted By: >>615023

>>610624
Throw it at them and tell them to fuck off.
>>610628
Fuck off Schlomo its the same as GEZ they want you to pay even if you dont watch tv and proving you arent is impossible short of letting the government have full access to every electronic device you own 24/7.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:11:56 No.610718 Report

Quoted By:

>people in britbongistan need a license for a tv
>people in burgerland don't need a license to buy a gun

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:12:20 No.610719 Report

Quoted By: >>610725

>>610714
Fuckin "YOUR" cunt!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:12:56 No.610720 Report

Quoted By:

>>610663
I have one but I only use it as my PC screen and dont even have a reciever.
Fucking nazis still want me to pay for a license so they can fund their gay state propaganda.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:13:47 No.610721 Report

Quoted By:

>>610628
fuck off kike

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:13:51 No.610722 Report

Quoted By: >>610728

>>610715
Wrong.
This>>610714

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:14:38 No.610723 Report

Quoted By:

>>610664
Actually
http://www.tvlicensing.co.uk/check-if-you-need-one/topics/telling-us-you-dont-need-a-tv-licence
>>610668
Well it used to be per reciever but now they figured more and more are abandoning tv for the internet so they made it per household as not to loose that tax.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:15:17 No.610724 Report

Quoted By:

>>610716
So then sue them when they find nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:15:24 No.610725 Report

Quoted By:

>>610719
I wholeheartedly apologise for my grammatical error. Now back to YouTube Bruce.

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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:15:55 No.610726 Report

Quoted By:

>>610622
>tfw the TV license man was actually at my door the other day

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:15:59 No.610727 Report

Quoted By:

>>610629
take a hammer and smash the TV. Then let them in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:16:20 No.610728 Report

Quoted By: >>610730

>>610722

No your wrong matey believe me because I've been dealing with these arse wipes for years

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:17:48 No.610729 Report

Quoted By:

never paid it and ive had them at my door and they fined me and i didnt even pay the fine

now if they come again ill tell them im not paying the nonce tax and the bbc can fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:18:01 No.610730 Report

Quoted By:

>>610728
Well like I said, I called them and told them I don't watch any telly, just use it for a monitor. And that was that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:20:16 No.610731 Report

Quoted By:

>>610702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsEGT_uvCxw
thankfully we dont have this shit no more

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:22:23 No.610732 Report

Quoted By:

>>610629
I let mine in. Just didn't have it plugged into the cable, so it turned on and I told him we just use it to watch DVDs or something on a laptop. Boom, BBC off my back forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:23:40 No.610733 Report

Quoted By:

>pay for bbc
>pay jizya

life as a bong is tough

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:24:29 No.610734 Report

Quoted By:

>>610624
Then get rid of your brother's fucking TV.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:26:37 No.610735 Report

Quoted By: >>610751

>pass the TV license written exam by the skin of my teeth
>make it through to the practical exam
>TV policeman shows up at my house to test me watching Graham Norton
>All going well till the second ad break
>Telly Guard turns to me
>"Got any cans lad? "
>" Y-yeah just craft beer "
> Oh shit
>"Craft beer on a night in watching the telly? You gay or something?"
>Finish the show in silence, get the failure notice in the post the next day

FFS like

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:27:03 No.610736 Report

Quoted By:

We pay this TV license as well, but in another form.

It's paid through the power company and is named "audiovisual tax." There's no way around it, because once you pay your power bill you pay it in full not just the amount owed to the power company. This money goes directly to our official public TV station.

Is this a european thing? How cucked are all of us?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:28:32 No.610737 Report

Quoted By:

>>610625
Not sure how it works in Bong, but here you literally do

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:28:50 No.610738 Report

Quoted By:

>>610699
Fuck yeah. Hmm, maybe when I finish my contract here, I will sign right on up with whatever agency that is and become the terror of the signal-thieving hinterlands.

Slimey Limey Scofflaw: "I don't have a telly, really... I don't think I should have to pay for..."

"U WOT M8? BOLLOCKS! PROVE IT!"

>Inspect home
>Find Baird Televisor circa 1932 in the attic

"PLUG THAT IN, YOU WEASELING LITTLE SHIT!"

>Hear crackles, see brief flash on screen

"THAT WILL BE 24,000 IN THE QUEEN'S CURRENCY THAT WILL, YOU DAMNABLE LITTLE DOLE GOBLIN!"

>Find spoons all over house, inform MI5 and MI6
>Moe on to next house.

Holy fuck, I would love running peoples' shit ragged in the UK.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:30:25 No.610739 Report

Quoted By:

>>610704
POO IN LOO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:31:21 No.610740 Report

Quoted By: >>610741 >>610742

BRITBONGS PAY ATTENTION

Here's what the serious anti-license people actually advise you normies:

NO CONTACT

Don't open your door to them
If you do open your door, don't say anything. Just close it
Don't telephone them
Don't respond to their telephone calls
Don't write to them
Don't respond to their letters

NO CONTACT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:32:52 No.610741 Report

Quoted By: >>610743

>>610740
>ignore tv license man
>they just get a court summons

Wew lad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:33:53 No.610742 Report

Quoted By:

>>610740

Don't debate them on your doorstep
Don't mumble "W-we only watch DVDs"
Don't allow them inside your home
Don't withdraw right of access
Don't be a cuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:36:45 No.610743 Report

Quoted By:

>>610741
>>they just get a court summons

99.99% of people who get a summons do so because they invited the TV License inspector into their homes and got hornswaggled into signing a confession.

TV License inspectors are salesmen on a commission. Obey the no-contact rule and they'll just move on to the next cuck. They've got targets to meet and they're not going to waste time with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:36:52 No.610744 Report

Quoted By: >>610746

>>610705
Nice jewel though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:37:32 No.610745 Report

Quoted By:

>>610622
who cares op they have no power to open the door legally just wait for them to fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:39:43 No.610746 Report

Quoted By:

>>610744
It was cut by the English, it originally was just an uncut chunk of diamond

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:39:55 No.610747 Report

Quoted By: >>610750

>>610705
Not being jelly for a piece of rock,what's the point of keeping a shining when you can't beat the shit out of intruder in your own land and living like 1984 shit?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:44:10 No.610748 Report

Quoted By:

>>610624
Not how it works m8. Literally don't have to pay for TV licence if you own a TV unless you watch channels i.e. Cable or Free-view. If >>610624 is true then tell him to fuck off.
Plenty of people have TV's to play Xbox or PS4 without paying for a TV licence.
This thread is Bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:44:48 No.610749 Report

Quoted By:

>>610646
I have a TV in almost every room but stream absolutely everything off my private plex server. I just told them I don't watch terrestrial TV and I've only had them knock on my door once in 3 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:49:11 No.610750 Report

Quoted By:

>>610747
because Britain isn't as bad as /pol/ makes it out to be

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:49:44 No.610751 Report

Quoted By:

>>610735

Underrated

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:53:01 No.610752 Report

Quoted By:

You bongs are completely cucked, requiring a license to watch a fucking pixel screen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2017 11:56:51 No.610753 Report

Quoted By: >>610792

>>610704
Fucking savage paki. Yes us brits and our not violently assaulting collectors of bills, pooing in loos. We're terrible.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FvsrnYtA Sat 20 May 2017 12:09:32 No.610792 Report

Quoted By: >>610817

>>610753
>Britbong with IQ of a nigger thinks Indian flag is paki

Are you a nigger or your upper-class white family inbred so much that you got autism?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uoA2pO1Q Sat 20 May 2017 12:11:47 No.610817 Report

Quoted By: >>610845

>>610792
Even though fucking indis and pakis hate each other with a passion and threaten to nuke each other, to the rest of the world, pakistan is just "former india" and you guys are both a bunch of violent, women-raping poo in loos with more or less the same culture and basically different variants of forest voodoo religions

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FvsrnYtA Sat 20 May 2017 12:14:33 No.610845 Report

Quoted By: >>610911 >>610921

>>610817
At least we know how to keep our women in line and are not as cucked as you

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uoA2pO1Q Sat 20 May 2017 12:19:28 No.610911 Report

Quoted By:

>>610845
>marry cousin age 8 because arranged marriage
>she still isn't a virgin because neighbour raped her when she was 4 years old

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:r4hqtU4w Sat 20 May 2017 12:20:27 No.610921 Report

Quoted By: >>610952

>>610845
>abort girls
>not enough women
>sexually frustrated
>gang rape the few woman that are left and he tourists coming to my country
keeping women in line the indian way

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uoA2pO1Q Sat 20 May 2017 12:22:44 No.610952 Report

Quoted By:

>>610921
>not enough women
>gang rape women to death
>dig up their corpse and rape her again

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/meerut/Womans-body-dug-out-from-grave-raped-Cops-say-it-was-an-attempt-to-stoke-communal-violence/articleshow/49519603.cms

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LPw31CHK Sat 20 May 2017 13:20:19 No.611609 Report

Quoted By: >>613031

>>610684
>I think ireland is the same.
Can confirm

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tjLKw9Ov Sat 20 May 2017 13:30:00 No.611715 Report

Quoted By:

>>610655
Hi :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9jsTXAoj Sat 20 May 2017 13:33:18 No.611752 Report

Quoted By:

>>610622
>>610655
Welcome to /bant/ you reddit frog cock sucker. the mods banned me for two days with a global ban for raiding /pol/ because I said they should follow the rules of the board. Your thread is also against them. You should get gassed you fucking dumb bleppid whore. Thanks for listening. Yowza :)

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Anonymous ID:iR83lldU Sat 20 May 2017 14:14:39 No.612109 Report

Quoted By: >>612541

>mfw i honestly thought this was a big meme conspiracy the brits on bant where trying to get to take off
you guys are cucked holy shit

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Anonymous ID:+bguqq8T Sat 20 May 2017 14:34:31 No.612429 Report

Quoted By:

If you're blind, they only make you pay half.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/v691PsZ Sat 20 May 2017 14:47:27 No.612541 Report

Quoted By:

>>612109
We have it too, but in Denmark, you can choose to just not pay, which results in no consequences.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JGoWhias Sat 20 May 2017 15:32:09 No.613031 Report

Quoted By:

>>611609
The programming they make with that money is also shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pYaZqzZ6 Sat 20 May 2017 18:05:32 No.614824 Report

Quoted By:

>>610666
Is no one gonna check this?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IuyOW2yF Sat 20 May 2017 18:16:54 No.614966 Report

Quoted By:

>>610622
tfw you live in the land of the free and arent forced to pay for cable tv you dont watch

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8bOuyyEb Sat 20 May 2017 18:19:57 No.614997 Report

Quoted By:

>knife license man comes round
>inspects my kitchen for knives over regulation sharpness
>confiscates my butter knife for having a blade over 3"
>fines me £300 for the visit
The spoon license guy is coming round next week, where can I hide my ladels?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/cq9qhIJ Sat 20 May 2017 18:20:21 No.615005 Report

Quoted By:

>>610629
This is fake they don't do shit about TV licenses.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RkL8iJua Sat 20 May 2017 18:20:49 No.615013 Report

Quoted By:

>>610700

When police look like this, you need firearms. This is an occupying army, not any kind of police.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RkL8iJua Sat 20 May 2017 18:21:32 No.615023 Report

Quoted By:

>>610717

How was this allowed to happen?

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