ok, just a heads up, since apparently you dodos aren't just pretending to be retarded and this whole thing is less ironic than i thought it was.
Do not, repeat. do not post on the internet.
especially if it's on 4chan.
especially if it's on /bant/
and especially if it's of the gaya homosex variety, boys are good at hurting each other.
it only ever ends in shitposting.
if you're honestly desperate and lonely enough to post on /bant/ of all places then you're likely in more need of psychotherapeutic assistance than you'd like to believe.