WOOooooOOooOOooo
Anons, I am the ghost of Christmas' past. How have you spent your life in the short time that you have had?
You could have an artist, a creator, but instead you grow fat
In a dingey paid-for (parents) flat
I am here to show you how, the indolent life you've had until now
Has been a waste, a disgrace, with less use than learning Drow