Hey, you guys remember that time when North Korea was threaten to nuke, and launched a few duds, but no one knew at the time?
How everyone was panicking about getting nuked? How people didn’t want to die, so they finally admitted shit before finally going out?
They admitted sexuality, love, and just got fucked over usually?

Every single time I was waiting, the whole base was a-buzz, and everytime I knew the little cunts wouldn’t do it, but still secretly wanted them to try, fuckers kept me blueballed until my Pa got restationed.
This won’t be forgotten you neglected northern midgets.