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I think I've become a boomerboo, r/banter. Every morning I wake up and get struck by a sudden heart attack, but I've learnt to deal with it now. I have white monster with freshly caught fish for breakfast and watch traditional '50s american tv shows. After my morning routine I head to work; actually, scratch that, I open up /bant/, but not before I arrange my monster collection. I'm trying to get a feel for how boomers post so I've started breathing in my freshly mowed lawn before I think of what to write. The mods threaten to ban me for Global Rule 3 (they think I'm actually a boomer). It's really hard work keeping up with the board, the early onset alzheimers don't help. For lunch I have another white monster and a side of mountain dew my son kindly biked to the store and bought for me. Around supper time I get off 4chan and realise my family are waiting to have dinner with me, but it's okay because they support my hobbies. I feel very at home here and this is where I've been learning shitposting for the last few weeks. I start to get really gassy at this point but it doesn't matter because my I just pass it of to my family with a fart joke. I go along my day and pick up my trusty colon cancer test kit, (I named it r/banter), all's well and good and I shit in him while I imagine it's some dumb manlet zoomer shitposter from an island next to Britain until I let out the smelliest, most primal boomer fart I can think of, the smell makes me clear out my colon and for a good second I actually feel like a boomer. I go downstairs to greet my son and ask him if he can set his curfew back by a few hours so he isn't always sleeping when I go to mow the lawn. He tells me staying up late is "hip" and "rad" so I slap his face and call him a bitch before I go back to my computer room, open /bant/ and make more threads that make me look like an extremely valuable contributor to this board.
Being a boomer is great.
