has r/banter ever been very very very hungry like very hungry so hungry your stomach could burst that you go out and walk down the street to the italian restaurant and start surfing the dumpster for italiean meat balls because italiean meatballs are very yummy um yum yum and while your looking through the dumpster you come across a very peculiar looking thingamabob and your like "gee willickers thats a peculiar looking thingamabob" and its covered in italiean food gunk so you have to wipe it clean and its an whisk but its beant and broken but your strangly feeling really horny and while in the italiean food dumpster you drop your trousers and insert the whisk into your peehole and it feels really really good and your scream "thank you mr whisk" and it says no problem but because its broken and sharp one of the points pricks through your willy and impales your willysack and semen exits your open willy sack and you dont know what to do and your blood and semen mixes with the italian dumpster food but you still cant find any meat balls and your hungry so you man up and eat eat the italiean food in the dumpster but now your too fat to move and have a whisk stuck up your willy and you cant exit the dumpster and you hear a noise and your like uh oh its a mechanical noise its the dump trcuk and the dumpcuck lifts the dumpter and throws you in and your now covered in garbage and italeon food and shit and get crushed and explode into a geyser of italean food and blood but everythings ok because i'm posting this right now ??