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>be bongistani
>wake up
>pray to allah with my wife's muticultural and diverse boyfriend
>eat breakfast of dry toast and burnt egg with leaf water
>walk 7 miles to my job because cars hurt the environment
>pass by a very diverse and multicultural crowd on the walkway
>say hello to these fine chaps
>Muhammad gives me a dirty look and calls on his brethren Muhammad and Muhammad
>stabbed 26 times with homemade shanks because knives are too dangerous
>walk into hospital to receive proper healthcare
>put on waiting list for 6 days
>decide fuck it, going to work still
>leave a trail of blood along the road to show my support for women and free bleeding
>get to work, find a notice of termination because the company is going in a more multicultural direction
>I couldn't agree more and pack up my stuff and leave
>limp back home
>wife wants a divorce
>I support her decision and am grateful that a she can have guy like Muhammad to make her happy
>rent a cheap hotel
>shitpost on /bant/
how way your day?
>wake up
>pray to allah with my wife's muticultural and diverse boyfriend
>eat breakfast of dry toast and burnt egg with leaf water
>walk 7 miles to my job because cars hurt the environment
>pass by a very diverse and multicultural crowd on the walkway
>say hello to these fine chaps
>Muhammad gives me a dirty look and calls on his brethren Muhammad and Muhammad
>stabbed 26 times with homemade shanks because knives are too dangerous
>walk into hospital to receive proper healthcare
>put on waiting list for 6 days
>decide fuck it, going to work still
>leave a trail of blood along the road to show my support for women and free bleeding
>get to work, find a notice of termination because the company is going in a more multicultural direction
>I couldn't agree more and pack up my stuff and leave
>limp back home
>wife wants a divorce
>I support her decision and am grateful that a she can have guy like Muhammad to make her happy
>rent a cheap hotel
>shitpost on /bant/
how way your day?
