>>615868>he thinks the Jordanian is a fedora>not a moon worshiping goatfucker>>615305Atheist here. Not fedora, not militant, I just can't into all the fallacies.
However, both Genesis and the Gospels are supposed to be, not allegories, but more like fables. Or more specifically, collections of parables.
Sets of rules to try and make cave dwelling kikes not be moon worshiping goatfuckers (the old testament) or not be ultra-kikes that will get all kikes holocausted due to their avarice (the new testament).
Also, according to Jung, we all are wired in a way that we're bound to believe bullshit to survive more easily (because back in the day we didn't know why lightning came down, so someone came up with something and the rest believed it instead of going fucking insane trying to comprehend what was incomprehensible without the necessary tools), so really, believing in bullshit like the Bible beats being an SJW or a part of one of those annoying as fuck (pseudo) science worshiping retards. Or both at the same time, and watch Bill Nye my sex junk Guy and send all "climate change deniers" (ie skeptics, in other words people with a real scientific thought process) to jail.
... boy did I end up going on a tangent. It's just so hot... not due to some "mankind-caused global warming", but because it's fucking summer and I have metallic roof tiles.