then come and get me, tough boy, you see this? yes, this purple and smooth pickly, see it? it's going in your ass, tough boy, I'm gonna shove it so hard in your sweet boihole that it'll probably come poking out of your nostril. now, you don't want that, do you? then let me give you a warning: DON'
T.FUCK.WITH.ME. I'm a dangerous bastard, and you can ask any of your loser friends in the afterlife what I did to them, it was not pretty and it was not nice, when I was halfway through my funtime they were begging to be put out of their misery, and by the time I was done they were so disfigured that even their mothers wouldn't recognize them. and what are your thoughts on the matter? what do you think happened after that? well, I'll tell you right now, I got a massive fucking boner, I developed a sexual attraction to mangled corpses, their horrible deaths only made me worse, what I did to them pales in comparison to what I'm gonna do to you, it's so vile and unspeakable that I can't even talk about it, but I'm gonna love it, though I can't say the same about you, you're going to cry and beg for mercy and you're going to regret, with every single fiber of your being, the day in which you decided to say those words to me. you think you're hot shit behind a computer screen? well, I'm gonna make you eat your own hot shit, what about that? huh? I just know you're actually a pussy in real life, because you try to compensate for it by telling people to "kys" on the internet, but you don't really mean it, no, you just want to be the cool guy for once, but you fail to see the consequences of your actions and now it's too late because you're making me angry, and no one that made me angry ever lived to tell the story. you should use your last moments to say your prayers and say goodbye to your family, because it's over now, it's too late for redemption, you had your chance but you threw it away, and now you'll have to face reality
