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>be going to college in murica
>came from southern alberta, conservative, blah blah
>my dormmate is a lefty lesbian
>hate her, she constantly tries to start political debates with me ( imma girl btw )
>like to piss her off by buying confederate flags and pasting them everywhere
>pisses her off sooo much
>one day she got a gf
>remember she has tons of 'toys' under her mattress
>fuckingdisgusting.laserdisc
>meet her one day at my house when i'm watching a hockey game ( heavy canadian heritage )
>shes basically a copy of my dormmate
>they turn it off and start watching a cooking show
>tell my dormmate " Hey, what the fuck! "
>she tries to act thuggish and tells me to suck a dick
>reply, " Better than what you're doing "
>dormmates gf isn't that bad, even laughed at the joke
>about a month in dormmate starts verbally and sometimes physically abuses her gf
>want to do something, can't
>realize tonight is the night they usually bang, and i can hear it
>want to neck myself
>have a genius idea when i get out of my studies
>wanna hear it?
>came from southern alberta, conservative, blah blah
>my dormmate is a lefty lesbian
>hate her, she constantly tries to start political debates with me ( imma girl btw )
>like to piss her off by buying confederate flags and pasting them everywhere
>pisses her off sooo much
>one day she got a gf
>remember she has tons of 'toys' under her mattress
>fuckingdisgusting.laserdisc
>meet her one day at my house when i'm watching a hockey game ( heavy canadian heritage )
>shes basically a copy of my dormmate
>they turn it off and start watching a cooking show
>tell my dormmate " Hey, what the fuck! "
>she tries to act thuggish and tells me to suck a dick
>reply, " Better than what you're doing "
>dormmates gf isn't that bad, even laughed at the joke
>about a month in dormmate starts verbally and sometimes physically abuses her gf
>want to do something, can't
>realize tonight is the night they usually bang, and i can hear it
>want to neck myself
>have a genius idea when i get out of my studies
>wanna hear it?
