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Hello /bant/ Today is the day I declare war on these fuckers. These cunts live on my 1.5 acre property and are constantly digging their gay holes in my lawn and gardens. I am done with them. There must be hundreds of holes, even more tunnels, and thousands of chipmunks on this property. What is the best way to get rid of them? I am open to both chemical and physical warfare. The Geneva Convention does no longer apply to my acre and a half of land. I need something that won't get me killed, arrested, or fined and something doable. I have a pellet gun, but I simply can't kill them all with that. There's too many. Help me, /bant/. You're my only hope.
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>>615888 >start feeding them >gain their trust >one day poison their food Anonymous
>>615888 >getting cucked by Chipmunks >declares war >asking for help kek grade A autism
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Destroyer of Chipmunks (OP) ID:V7sl3prk Sat 20 May 2017 19:27:37 No. 615940 Report Quoted By:
>>615897 Hmm. Not a bad idea. The only con is it would take quite a while, and I'm done with their shit.
Also, I'll keep you guys updated on how it goes down and give pics if I do something cool.
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>pour gasoline down holes >add fire >??? >profit Plus, you get dinner.
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>>615930 post the rest faggot
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>>615888 call exterminator, there are people who do this professionally and will get it done right, if you dont want to pay for that just poison some food and leave it in there tunnels for them to eat.
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>>615888 >Clog the holes with dry grass/leaves >Set them on fire >Tunnels get filled up with smoke >Little fuckers can't breathe Anonymous
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Destroyer of Chipmunks (OP) ID:V7sl3prk Sat 20 May 2017 19:37:06 No. 616072 Report Quoted By:
>>615978 I thought about this. Wouldn't it explode the ground? I don't want to destroy my hills and gardens any more, and I also don't want to get the police called.
>>615930 >my small piece of land is taken over by thousands of chipmunks which have ruined every square foot of my gardens and they are breeding faster than i can shoot them Destroyer of Chipmunks (OP)
Destroyer of Chipmunks (OP) ID:V7sl3prk Sat 20 May 2017 19:38:14 No. 616086 Report >>616065 That might work, but wouldn't the smoke go up? And even if I stuffed the leaves far down, they wouldn't have oxygen to burn.
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>>616086 Try pouring water down the holes.
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>>616086 use poison you fucking cuck holy shit, they die in the tunnels then you just cover the holes up with dirt and be done with it
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Destroyer of Chipmunks (OP) ID:V7sl3prk Sat 20 May 2017 19:43:58 No. 616158 Report >>616101 I've tried that. I've even tried leaving a running water hose in a hole for an entire day. The day after, they were back in it. I saw the fuckers running in and out. I think the ground just absorbed the water.
>>616121 I can't just "use poison." I need to get rid of thousands of them. How would I give poison to each and every one of them? What poison would I use? Is the poison expensive?
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Buy a lot of cats. Once those get out of hand buy a bunch of dogs. When there's too many dogs buy some lions. After a while the lions will die out from the lack of food. Problem solved.
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>>616158 Be a true American and do it this way
>Get a shit-ton of gunpowder >Pour it down the tunnels >Throw in a burning match >Massive explosion kills alot of chipminks but not all of them >The ones that survive have lost most of, or all of their hearing >They get picked off by predators one by one Anonymous
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Get huge bucket, fill halfway with water. Dump a Bunch of sunflower seeds in to cover the water (they'll float to the top) place long plank leading from the ground to the rim of the bucket. Wait for chipmunk holocaust.
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>>615888 Try finding loopholes in The Geneva Convention
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>>615930 No good can come from this
Small Animal
COME AT US YOU INVADER CUNT WE WERE HERE FIRST, AND I SWEAR TO MY ANIMAL PAGAN GOD THAT I WILL NIBBLE YOUR DICK OFF REEEEEEEEE WAR HAS COME
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Destroyer of Chipmunks (OP) ID:V7sl3prk Sat 20 May 2017 20:04:28 No. 616461 Report >>616437 Oh fuck off. You're no better than damn rats and all of you are literally inbred.
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>>615888 I know a guy who had a gopher problem and only a couple chipmunks. He stuck a hose deep into the hole and filled it with gas and then lit it on fire and there hasn't been any gophers since
Anonymous
>>616491 >Burning critters alive Fucken' brutal
Small Animal
>>616461 No those are squirrels. Kill those.
Chipmunks are the Aryan race of small furry creatures. WE. WILL. KILL. YOU. ALL.
GAS THE TWO LEGS, SPECIES WAR NOW
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Destroyer of Chipmunks (OP) ID:V7sl3prk Sat 20 May 2017 20:10:22 No. 616563 Report Quoted By:
>>616521 Squirrels live in trees and eat nuts (still gay). I don't care about them because they don't bother my gardens. You fuckers poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!
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>>616588 SORRY GUYS SMALL ANIMAL OUT BYE
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>>616588 STOP YOU SICK FUCK
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>>616437 >1.5 acres >MP5 Idiot.
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ABANDON THREAD
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>>616774 My ID tag is nwo :)
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>>616801 All hail the new UK chipmunk master race
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>>615888 They are fucking cute and funny u moron let them be in peace, they will rise
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>>616932 Ah America, you can ascend to my right hand, in the nwo.
Just stay loyal to me and stay away from Israel and you will be fine