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>Be me
>Friday
>Go to friend's birthday bash
>Bring rum
>One of the guest's says 'There's no way you can handle stray rum you fucking mad man!'
>Pour a pint glass of the stuff
>Drink the whole thing
>Pissed out my brains
>Guy is screaming his lungs out
>'Holy fucking shit! The mad man did it!'
>B-day bro shakes my hand
>Continue the rest of the night
>Have a good time
>Go home
>Sleep
What are some of your good times?
>Friday
>Go to friend's birthday bash
>Bring rum
>One of the guest's says 'There's no way you can handle stray rum you fucking mad man!'
>Pour a pint glass of the stuff
>Drink the whole thing
>Pissed out my brains
>Guy is screaming his lungs out
>'Holy fucking shit! The mad man did it!'
>B-day bro shakes my hand
>Continue the rest of the night
>Have a good time
>Go home
>Sleep
What are some of your good times?