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>be american
>wake up and scratch foreskin-less penis
>go outside with your new patriotic maga hat
>bump into police
>get shot
>bleed mayo
>tip the shooter
>drive to walmart on mobility scooter
>shart yourself in the doritos aisle and get praised by movie critics for humour
>try to buy medication
>no medical insurance
>dab forehead with cloth and yell to see manager
>manager can't come because he can't fit through the door
>get kicked out onto the street
>tyrone robs all your remaining cash
>die in the land of freedom peacefully
