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> be me
> “white” teen in Great Britain
> visit local cinema
> Automobiles 2 is showing
> get comfy and open my can of beans
> immediately a torch shines at the end of my row
> “oi mate you got a loicense for that can opener”
>ohshitrun.exe
>haul ass out of there
> bobby fires his rooty-toothy point n’ shooty at me
> bullet hits me square in the back and detonates my bomb vest
>entire theatre explodes
>mfw nobody even mentions the beans
Thank god for brits
> “white” teen in Great Britain
> visit local cinema
> Automobiles 2 is showing
> get comfy and open my can of beans
> immediately a torch shines at the end of my row
> “oi mate you got a loicense for that can opener”
>ohshitrun.exe
>haul ass out of there
> bobby fires his rooty-toothy point n’ shooty at me
> bullet hits me square in the back and detonates my bomb vest
>entire theatre explodes
>mfw nobody even mentions the beans
Thank god for brits
