I went to work today and a customer and his wife came in. I served them..
>Man: I liked being served by him [me] he's the best looking
Wife: excuse me
Man: Cor blimey, I wouldn't mind having a go with you
Me: (Grin like an autist and go bright red)
Wife: Shut up, you're making him blush
Man: I swing both ways
Wife: Shut up or I'll swing for you in a minute
Me: Laugh
Wife: Thanks love, see ya
Man: Cheers darling

I'm scared, what was all that about.