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Anonymous ID:EiGtlPKo Sat 20 May 2017 20:17:12 No.616818 View View Reply Original Report

I've developed a systematic guide for male facial hair aesthetics, using Paul Ryan as a metric

The green region is the ideal range for cis-gendered white males.

Welcome to the new you, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8UINGMx1 Sat 20 May 2017 20:18:38 No.616839 Report

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But this also applies to non-whites like myself, anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hnjPYDIM Sat 20 May 2017 20:22:19 No.616923 Report

Quoted By: >>617049 >>617939

>>616818
>tmw some americans unironically belive Paul Ryan is a muslim

yeah looks fine, but when I'm old i'm gonna grow a long and full beard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EiGtlPKo Sat 20 May 2017 20:29:22 No.617049 Report

Quoted By: >>617171

>>616923
((detected))

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hnjPYDIM Sat 20 May 2017 20:37:35 No.617171 Report

Quoted By: >>617583

>>617049
I am not who you think I am anon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EiGtlPKo Sat 20 May 2017 21:02:23 No.617583 Report

Quoted By: >>617851

>>617171
>german flag
No, I know exactly who you are

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hnjPYDIM Sat 20 May 2017 21:14:57 No.617851 Report

Quoted By: >>617991

>>617583
i knew that you were gonna say that, but that would have invalidated your (((muh jews)))
no matter what you would have said, you would have made yourself look like a fool either way

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PmSr2grF Sat 20 May 2017 21:16:25 No.617874 Report

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>>616818
there's another stage after destroyer of worlds where it's good again, then there's hasidic stage

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ds/aSY8T Sat 20 May 2017 21:20:35 No.617933 Report

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>>616818
If you are a no chin you want a thick beard. Ryan has a strong chin so he wants the stubble.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Aa+En3+w Sat 20 May 2017 21:21:09 No.617939 Report

Quoted By: >>618009

>>616923
They don't. The joke is about the style of the beard, not Paul Ryan as a person. I mean, statistically speaking I'm sure there's at least one person in the country that does, but that's obviously not what the creator of the picture meant.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:53sWKqkM Sat 20 May 2017 21:24:04 No.617991 Report

Quoted By: >>618022

>>617851
I'm sorry you received brain damage after Mohammed beat you up for telling him it wasn't okay to rape women.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hnjPYDIM Sat 20 May 2017 21:24:47 No.618009 Report

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>>617939
I know that it's a joke, but there really are some people who think that https://newrepublic.com/minutes/127099/paul-ryan-either-quit-islam-shaved-off-beard-just-shaved-off-beard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hnjPYDIM Sat 20 May 2017 21:25:42 No.618022 Report

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>>617991
already recovered from that beating jamal gave you?

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