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A guy was coming to the pharmacy to buy recently prescribed medicine for his shoulder when he stumbled upon a machine that said "I can guess whatever illness you have with a little urine, 100% guaranteed"
The guy was impressed so he urined in a cup and put it in the machine. After some beep boops shoom beep the machine extended a piece of paper that said "you have tenist shoulder problem. rest your shoulder for 2 weeks and drink the following medicine"
The guy was shocked. But then another thought followed "what if I can rip this machine off?"
So he came home and took the followings: tap water, poop from his dog, urine from his daughter, menstruation from his wife and finally masturbated and dropped the semen inside, mixed it all well and returned to the machine. He put the cup inside and after some beep boop shing shong beep the machine extended the piece of paper that said:
"there are amoebas in your water, your dog has parasites, your daughter consumes drugs, your wife is pregnant but is not yours, get a lawyer...
And if you keep masturbating, your shoulder won't get fixed!"
