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Anonymous ID:ExtMPHiz Mon 13 Aug 2018 17:26:08 No.6172177 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6172183 >>6172225 >>6172253 >>6172270 >>6172278 >>6172366

My moms at work and her friend is coming over to pick up a vacuum cleaner.. dubs decides what i say to compliment her to start a conversation. Like, oh hey what a lovely shirt you have on looks nice

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Anonymous 2.0 ID:1332hgHP Mon 13 Aug 2018 17:27:22 No.6172183 Report

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>>6172177
You will never have sex with a women who loves you

You will have sex with a prostitute

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F4A3mbfJ Mon 13 Aug 2018 17:27:59 No.6172184 Report

Quoted By: >>6172189

are you really going to try and put move's on your mom's friend

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zL0ADZpn Mon 13 Aug 2018 17:28:50 No.6172188 Report

Quoted By: >>6172191

your husband leaked your tits, theyre pretty hot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6nTbmPWp Mon 13 Aug 2018 17:29:25 No.6172189 Report

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>>6172184
he should and then tell bant about it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/y/vzDsn Mon 13 Aug 2018 17:31:19 No.6172191 Report

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>>6172188
>L0AD ID
damn boi

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gvn4WEzl Mon 13 Aug 2018 17:40:12 No.6172225 Report

Quoted By:

>>6172177
Just ask if she wants to fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kgVRjPZi Mon 13 Aug 2018 17:46:31 No.6172253 Report

Quoted By:

>>6172177
Tell her "Come for the vacuum cleaner,ha? I like a good sucker myself.".

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2CpTI3l6 Mon 13 Aug 2018 17:51:58 No.6172270 Report

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>>6172177
Put the vacuum on the floor so she has to bend over to pick it up, get a boner when she does this, and make sure she notices!
Then you need to make a big deal out of it, and say, "SORRY!" and cover your crotch with your hands.
You then need to say something about "it's because your so pretty..." or something like that.
I've read this in hentai many times. Good luck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7cX6AwAK Mon 13 Aug 2018 17:52:56 No.6172278 Report

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>>6172177
post her friend pics x timestamp or aint gonna happen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6nTbmPWp Mon 13 Aug 2018 18:06:00 No.6172366 Report

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>>6172177
Any update? When is she arriving?

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