So I'm on Tinder, I'm not racist or anything but this girl... her eyes are like, stupid blue, like they're LED back lit, with the fairest blonde hair that she makes different girly colors. Anyway, a few days later, I happen to joke: "Honey, I mean you have have the most magnificent blue eyes, you like a nazi poster girl"

I get back, "lol, is that a good thing?" I grew hard, and concerned, at the same time.

Why the FUCK don't girls--of any fucking age--know about WWII? They don't know shit about the holocaust, nazi Germany, Hitler, nothin'... WHY? Not a single girl knows diddly fuck all about any of that. Go out. Ask one. They'll be like " :) ? okay :) ?"