I finger my butthole with a soapy finger when i'm in the shower, in order to achieve maximum cleanliness. Sometimes, when I feel a poop up there, I gently ease it out of my rectum, and it just slides down the shower drain. I then proceed to finger my butthole a few more times with soap until it is fully clean from the inside. It leaves no mess, and the end result is that my butthole remains completely scentless for days.

What do you anons think? Is it effective, degenerate, or just demented?