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Quoted By: >>6184646
>be me
>britfag
>ready to end it all
>tie a noose with my karate belt
>pretty tight belt though
>yellow
>ready to kick chair out when knock on door
>it’s fucking Dungeons and Dragons night
>Trip over mad magazines
>Oh fuck I’m still subscribed to Fangoria?
>Gay
>Anyway, open door
>These fucking virgins start fortnight dancing
>refuse to fucking join wtf
>”anon can’t dance lolwut”
>step outside by pool
>about to do magic trick outside pool
>Mfw realize cant fucking swim
>check stack of Audrey Hepburn DVDs to watch
>Use belt to tie hands
>Neighbor mirin’
>Explain how Harry Houdini is my greatest inspiration
>Badda bing badda boom
>smoke cloud
>sit on remote
>UK Croquet tournament is on
>Friend reaches over
>Tells you
You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate. Face it, your never gonna make it.
>tell him I never wanna make it
>I just. Wanna....
>britfag
>ready to end it all
>tie a noose with my karate belt
>pretty tight belt though
>yellow
>ready to kick chair out when knock on door
>it’s fucking Dungeons and Dragons night
>Trip over mad magazines
>Oh fuck I’m still subscribed to Fangoria?
>Gay
>Anyway, open door
>These fucking virgins start fortnight dancing
>refuse to fucking join wtf
>”anon can’t dance lolwut”
>step outside by pool
>about to do magic trick outside pool
>Mfw realize cant fucking swim
>check stack of Audrey Hepburn DVDs to watch
>Use belt to tie hands
>Neighbor mirin’
>Explain how Harry Houdini is my greatest inspiration
>Badda bing badda boom
>smoke cloud
>sit on remote
>UK Croquet tournament is on
>Friend reaches over
>Tells you
You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate. Face it, your never gonna make it.
>tell him I never wanna make it
>I just. Wanna....
