Roll for how you die:

1. anal with a stallion
2. eaten by cannibals
3. killed by a shard from an exploding lava lamp
4. rolled over by a hay ball
5. stabbed with a knife attached to a bird at an illegal cock fight
6. crushed by a trash compactor whilst searching for your lost phone
7. crushed in bed by a cow that fell trough the roof
8. stoned by an elephant
9. beaten to death with a bible
0. a bloodcloth formed from by a hickey


Dubs: you die from a heart attack during an epic orgasm
Trips: you die peaceful in your sleep
Quads: you become immortal