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My mother thinks im a homosexual cause i havent gotten laid yet. I dont have the confidence to get laid and i really dont have any interest in doing so. How do i fix this situation? Pic unrelated.,
Normie
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>>6192937 >I dont have the confidence to get laid >How do i fix this You have your answer right there.
Anonymous
Anonymous 2.0
>>6192937 Why the hell would she think you're gay just because you're a faggot loser??
Anonymous
>>6192937 get laid fag, if you're awkward then there's always fat chicks
Anonymous
>>6192976 I dont think im a loser. I got my own place and all that shit i just havent gotten laid.
anonymous
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>>6192937 You are me. Also I don't know the answer to this question
Anonymous
>>6192937 >Pic unrelated If you don't have the confidence to find a human to fuck, I think you might have to resort to what is shown in the pic.
Anonymous
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>>6192991 well you are a loser because you are not able to find a partner. it means you're a genetic failure
Anonymous
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>>6192937 >>6193007 Hang tight op. Robo sex waifus are on the way.
Anonymous
how is she supposed to even know that?
Normie
>>6192991 If you're over 18 and still haven't gotten laid you're a loser. Fuck even I was getting laid in high school. Pathetic.
Anonymous
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>>6192983 >There is always fat chicks Anonymous
>>6193025 if you're married and still hit on guys half your age you're still a loser too mr histrionic
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明かり akari 赤り あかり !!PfcppGG/dig ID:HeHpvsTM Thu 16 Aug 2018 00:54:15 No. 6193042 Report >My mother thinks im a homosexual
Anonymous
>>6193022 I live in a small town. She would have heard of it happening.
Anonymous
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>>6193044 >I live in a small town. well that just means it makes sense that you haven't met anybody
Anonymous
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just get laid, idk.
Normie
>>6193034 Wait so most of bant is 13????
That's objectively false I haven't hit on anyone in months since I got my qt bois already.
Your argument is invalid.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>6193042 At what point does that start to look overcompensating? I doubt putting a porno on the TV is going to make them appear less like a flaming yet closet homosexual.
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明かり akari 赤り あかり !!PfcppGG/dig ID:HeHpvsTM Thu 16 Aug 2018 01:01:15 No. 6193089 Report >>6193075 >At what point does that start to look overcompensating hiring prostitutes/hookers to come over during a family reunion
Anonymous
>>6193089 Tried this. No hookers in my town
Anonymous
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>>6193098 do you live at muckadilla or something lmao
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明かり akari 赤り あかり !!PfcppGG/dig ID:HeHpvsTM Thu 16 Aug 2018 01:03:50 No. 6193108 Report Quoted By:
>>6193098 just send a text message soliciting sexual services to your mom and then go like "oops wrong number"
Anonymous
>>6193058 >Wait so most of bant is 13???? yes, fuck you you gay pedo
>>6193089 That is going from the line from flaming closeted homosexual to going all the way back to perverted madman, you go 100% or you don't do it at all.
Anonymous
>>6193089 Power Move:
Fuck the mother
Anonymous
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>>6193067 >>6193117 this is the most alpha response
Anonymous
Anonymous
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明かり akari 赤り あかり !!PfcppGG/dig ID:HeHpvsTM Thu 16 Aug 2018 01:11:10 No. 6193151 Report >>6193145 try to get caught looking through your moms underwear
Anonymous
>>6193151 We dont live in the same house and im not into incest.
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明かり akari 赤り あかり !!PfcppGG/dig ID:HeHpvsTM Thu 16 Aug 2018 01:13:23 No. 6193173 Report >>6193166 Would you rather be seen as a homosexual or a motherfucker?
Anonymous
>>6193173 Honestly? Ill go with homosexual.
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明かり akari 赤り あかり !!PfcppGG/dig ID:HeHpvsTM Thu 16 Aug 2018 01:15:31 No. 6193194 Report >>6193186 that's pretty gay mate
Normie
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>>6193116 So you're admitting you're underage?
Good thing I've never hit on anyone underage. All my qt's are 18+.
Your argument is still invalid.
Anonymous
>>6193194 Its a fucked situation
Anonymous
>>6193166 If you like to gamble, go to a furry convention. There, you'll have a 50/50 shot of railing some (non-mother) puss: if you end up fucking a man, just run away and take another shot.
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明かり akari 赤り あかり !!PfcppGG/dig ID:HeHpvsTM Thu 16 Aug 2018 01:17:35 No. 6193210 Report >>6193203 it really isn't
why are you trying to prove yourself to your mom anyways
Anonymous
>>6193206 Dont i need a fursuit for that?
Anonymous
>>6193210 She's been telling her fucking coworkers about it.
Anonymous
>>6193211 Look, do you want your dignity and 800 bucks, or do you want your mother to not think you'd take a dick over 800 bucks.
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明かり akari 赤り あかり !!PfcppGG/dig ID:HeHpvsTM Thu 16 Aug 2018 01:22:09 No. 6193242 Report Quoted By:
>>6193211 >The furry fandom is male-dominated, with surveys reporting around 80% male respondents the odds aren't near 50/50
>>6193218 Holy fuck lmao this is why women shouldn't have jobs. I would try online dating I guess
Anonymous
>>6193241 I want the 800 bucks. Then i could go to another town and hire a hooker.
Anonymous
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>>6193257 If she knows that you know that she thinks you're gay, it pretty much means the only escape is to get in an actual relationship. Anything else will just look like trying to fake heterosexuality.
I get government checks
>>6192937 I'll fuck you uwu
Anonymous
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>>6193218 >>6193257 is she usually pretty normal
you could ignore it until you find someone unless she's going to disown you or something
Anonymous
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Just listen to my therapy, silly! t-teehee! <4
Anonymous
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Have you tried watching jojos bizarre adventure? Your mum will know you're straight as fuck.
Anonymous
I get government checks
Anonymous
>>6192937 >dont have any interest in doing so Then why even bother? And why the hell does your mom care?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>6193331 Then tell her piss off unless she has something important to tell you.
Anonymous
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>>6193331 oi it doesn't matter what she thinks though if you're not you're not
I get government checks
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>>6193331 For real tho, the best thing to do is just flat out tell your mom you're straight. If she doesn't belive you, that's her problem
Anonymous
Thanks for your advice guys. Hopefully it helps
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明かり akari 赤り あかり !!PfcppGG/dig ID:HeHpvsTM Thu 16 Aug 2018 01:50:32 No. 6193420 Report Quoted By:
>>6193375 sorry but I think everybody here told you to do the most destructive things they could think of
