>>6194844An interjection used to express my sinister personality and joy.
I now ask of you to focus your attention on this object containing a series of ropes bound together, used to hold down or otherwise contain either animate or inanimate objects, that I have just recently obtained. When I give a command, you are to forcefully propel this series of ropes bound together, used to hold down either animate or inanimate objects. I now command you to perform the act of which I have just requested to you. You were intended to forcefully propel the object containing a series of ropes bound together, used to hold down or otherwise contain either animate or inanimate objects, at the protagonist, not I. I am disgusted. Nevertheless, we shall attempt to perform a different procedure of capturing the protagonist.
I now request of you to visually gather and comprehend the information I am teaching you, for I am informing you on what is currently happening in the moment. The protagonist shall lose traction of his feet on the ground, due to the outer casing of an elongated yellow tropical fruit.
I am baffled at your actions. I request of you to state the cause that led you to perform such a ridiculous feat.