ITT: /bant/ boss raid!

Rules:
This huge motherfucking boss appears out of nowhere.
Read the full rules here: http://dragonchan.iridia.net
CALLING ALL COKE FAGS THE PEPSIFAGS ARE COMING AND IT'S TIME FOR WAR!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tos3o_GWED4&t=2141s
Here's some info about this boss:
name@Pepsi-army
dificulty@hard
element@water

If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT

Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage)