This is the story of how norm macdonald helped me lose my virginity.

>17
>growing up in a fairly small town in iowa
>basically just very textbook "90s kid" life
>I love snl and david letterman
>thought I was like a comedy god to people my age
>looking back on it I had a pretty autistic affection for shit like that
>my dream is even to become a stand up comedian
>dating this 8/10 who's a grade lower than me
>was just a 2 dimensional teenage relationship
>we're both young and innocent
>she watches standup and movies on hbo with me
>try to get her as into comedy as me, but she doesn't really care
>hear that norm macdonald is coming to the university of iowa
>not even a big event, some charity fund shit
>shit my pants
>get so excited, save as much money as possible to take a day trip to the city
>pitch trip to gf under the guise that it's a trip for both of us and I just happen to get to see norm
>her parents love me so they let her go
>only like a 2 hour drive
>spend a day walking around the city and eventually go to university to see my idol
>tons of kids of all ages, from toddlers to grade schoolers
>realize its a family event
>get bummed norm wont do any raunchy material
>first 2 acts are tame, how I expect norm to be
>norm enters the stage
>immediately goes off about gay rape
>making jokes about how "one gay guy really gets a bum deal in this gay sex thing"
>some bits were enough to make my face red
>fucking unreal, the crowd is in tears, and people are pissed
>teachers pulling kids out of the auditorium in droves
>parents are dying while trying to cover their kids ears
>even my gf is enjoying it
>leave to my car
>we're both happy and recovering from laughing
>must have gotten her in some mood because she starts touching my dick completely out of left field
>fly to the hotel and fuck like rabbits
>was with her for 4 years

I really miss those days. now I'm 38 and I masturbate in my empty 3 bedroom house. anybody got some good virginity loss stories?