Morgan Freeman goes to a bar/restaurant really close to where I live, they have pictures and shit all over the wall of him being there.

I walked in one day to get a carry out order and he was there by himself at a booth. Every other time I had seen him he was surrounded. I decided to walk over after I got my food and tell him that I enjoy his work and compliment his voice as a kind of joke.

I walk over to him and he looks up at me and immediately asks "Can I get a menu?" while staring at me. I didn't know what to say and "Sure" came out of my mouth. I brought him a menu and walked out.

I almost killed myself that night.