Greatighns, humourtals!
Hello and welcome to /qst/'s first session of Dungeons and Dadaragons.
Many of the things you will encounter will be absurd, hopefully to the point of hilarity, yet I ask our players and audience to treat the game with full gravity. Maximum humor results from maximum earnesty.
A background in Dadaism, Surrealism, 'pataphysics, nonsense literature, and wordplay will be helpful but unnecessary for full enjoyment of this game. As you will see, most of the writing in this game will be a mixture of neologisms, portmanteaus, and glossolalia. The meanings of the words will not be explained to you; it's for you to discern the lexical and semantic connections (and/or lack thereof). This is done so your imagination can react creatively to the gameworld
>[Green is not a creative color.]
and to decenter the experience of conventional gameplay.
I hope this goes well.
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Prefore beginesis of our galudum, of what bredigree be ye?
>uxisocite
A nivoijd whose presevox mondelightains croupartompany.
>vikyckill
An ajaszec whose scarighteel fratirawrs at voreignemoirs.
>wuremu
An ajaszec drillustraithion whose wosternomicore stomantarings vewsprunds.
>athenoizy
A deiaics whose sophourneic saxouil sirempts pesquaivelors.
>xuelsemoa
A cispifilgih omenoid whose syboligms itemetangle lyruirons.
>vetroquic
A walyolex whose molyquintouble khalifog swiftockles cronioropleans.
>taurnaut
A gauros whose piscexpiscam tourydes veneiscre omnio'nearly.
>iyimynhu
A nwalos whose chupamous paradaftiory kilourmimes bestipreilds and dompetsoch.
>chrystalost
A deiaics whose vegeoral semineregal mimadeode coelauses feathell!
>dalídetauro
A nivoijd whose partequalistine sursourcerosy upriskribblishes smilentree.
>corvideo
A cispifilgih bionispecor whose crognin theredigittes whablate angeocallicates.
