HEMORRHOIDS HEMORRHOIDS IN MY POOPER
TFW BUTT USED TO FEEL SUPER
ITCHY ITCHY IN MY CRACK
WANT THAT OLD CLEAN COMFORT BACK
HURTS WHEN I SIT
HURTS WHEN I SHIT
ITCHES SO MUCH I'M SICK OF IT
HURTS WHEN I WIPE
IN MY BOOTY PIPE
EVEN HURTS NOW AS I TYPE
NO AMOUNT OF HEMMORHOID CREAM
WILL AWAKE ME FROM THIS AWFUL DREAM

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