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>Be me
>Have a penis
>Normal guy, likes his porn
>A few strange fetishes here and there
>Feet, tanlines, maid outfits.. you know the ones
>Decide to masturbate a little fancy one day
>Use a banana peel to masturbate
>Hear a squishy noise while im masturbating with my banana
>oshit.jpg
>its okay it just makes noises like that
>cum inside
>take off banana
>omygodwtf.png
>i came inside of the banana so much
>discard of banana
>walk to the mailbox
>trip and fall directly onto my cock
>feel sharp pain in groin region
>collect myself and get up off the ground
>unzip pants
>my dick hurt, its kind of swollen at this point
>go back inside
>read the newspaper
>see ad for buy 1 get 1 free cupcakes at the walmart
>go to walmart
>get 2 cupcakes
>see a hot lady in parking lot
>get horny again
>rush back home to masturbate
>open up my laptop
>unzip my pants
>look down
>my penis is missing
>Have a penis
>Normal guy, likes his porn
>A few strange fetishes here and there
>Feet, tanlines, maid outfits.. you know the ones
>Decide to masturbate a little fancy one day
>Use a banana peel to masturbate
>Hear a squishy noise while im masturbating with my banana
>oshit.jpg
>its okay it just makes noises like that
>cum inside
>take off banana
>omygodwtf.png
>i came inside of the banana so much
>discard of banana
>walk to the mailbox
>trip and fall directly onto my cock
>feel sharp pain in groin region
>collect myself and get up off the ground
>unzip pants
>my dick hurt, its kind of swollen at this point
>go back inside
>read the newspaper
>see ad for buy 1 get 1 free cupcakes at the walmart
>go to walmart
>get 2 cupcakes
>see a hot lady in parking lot
>get horny again
>rush back home to masturbate
>open up my laptop
>unzip my pants
>look down
>my penis is missing
