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>be me
>9
>fearofthedark.jpeg
>moved to a new home in a new development
>the hallway was always dark so I avoided it
>the only toilet on the bottom floor was down the hallway
>one day I get an idea
>tell mom I am gonna go look at the construction
>walk out to the front porch and piss toward our neighbors house
>this goes on for weeks
>one day my mom finds it weird that I keep on saying that so she watches me
>I go to the other house that is already built and piss that direction
>mfw mom sees me pissing into our neighbors lawn
>9
>fearofthedark.jpeg
>moved to a new home in a new development
>the hallway was always dark so I avoided it
>the only toilet on the bottom floor was down the hallway
>one day I get an idea
>tell mom I am gonna go look at the construction
>walk out to the front porch and piss toward our neighbors house
>this goes on for weeks
>one day my mom finds it weird that I keep on saying that so she watches me
>I go to the other house that is already built and piss that direction
>mfw mom sees me pissing into our neighbors lawn