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Stefán Karl didn't die for nothing!

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I have a shitty and untasteful theory but hear me out!

When Stefán Karl, aka. Robbie Rotten was first diagnosed with cancer, he almost lost the battle and died. While he was about to die, he had learned that after your soul leaves your earthly body, you shall save someone elses life before you may enter heaven. Your soul will be granted paranormal superpowers (like Danny Phantom) and you shall use them to prevent a too early death of a person who has ties to you somehow!

Stefán recieved this information while he was dying but was saved right before his death by modern medicine. Even though he had been cured from cancer, he had to lie to people that he still had it so that when the time comes that he has to save someone from death! Stefán's death was already planned by the powers that be, but it was cut short by his cancer treatment. While dying, Stefán heared that he would have to die in order to save someone who had ties to him somehow!

Robbie Rotten's song in the TV-series Lazy Town We Are Number #1 was a big meme at one point. It wasnt only a funny meme, but also a really catchy song. The person who made catchy songs AND who also was "a certified memer" that Stefán had to save was non other than Post Malone! But Stefán couldnt just plainly kill himself in order to finish his duty, so he had to lie that his cancer had returned an that it wasnt cureble! So he waited his time until he sensed that Post was in dire danger, so he commited seppoku, saved Malones private jet Superman style, became a meme martyr and the rest is now history.