Anonymous
>>625056 look im the first bug
Anonymous
>>625073 not so fast pardner
Anonymous
Praying Mantis
>>625073 >>625081 bow before me lower creatures
Reconquista
Quoted By:
How many of these are you going to make? roll
Valdis "Anonymous" Pelsh
Valdis "Anonymous" Pelsh ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 04:03:16 No. 625169 Report rollit'
Anonymous
Valdis "Le Grasshopper" Pelsh !i57a1reGtY
Valdis "Le Grasshopper" Pelsh !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 04:04:30 No. 625189 Report Grasshopper [90/90]
>>625081 attack this fucker
Praying Mantis
>>625189 I roll to attack the grass-hopping scum
example insect (--HP/--HP) (lvl1)
example insect (--HP/--HP) (lvl1) ID:XhipTUwU Sun 21 May 2017 04:05:59 No. 625218 Report Quoted By:
Example
Valdis "Le Grasshopper" Pelsh !i57a1reGtY
Valdis "Le Grasshopper" Pelsh !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 04:06:02 No. 625219 Report Quoted By:
>>625140 attacking this man right there
Grasshopper [90/90]
>>625140 Attacking inferior mantis scum
Valdis "Le Grasshopper" Pelsh !i57a1reGtY
Valdis "Le Grasshopper" Pelsh !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 04:07:32 No. 625247 Report Praying Mantis (100HP)
Praying Mantis (100HP) ID:FY+QbHXI Sun 21 May 2017 04:09:44 No. 625278 Report >>625247 >>625245 I retreat for now
GrassPelsher (90HP/90HP) (LVL1) !i57a1reGtY
GrassPelsher (90HP/90HP) (LVL1) !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 04:09:50 No. 625281 Report Quoted By:
Grasshopper [90/90]
GrassPelsher (90HP/90HP) (LVL1) !i57a1reGtY
GrassPelsher (90HP/90HP) (LVL1) !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 04:12:16 No. 625318 Report >>625278 *attacks even more*
Praying Mantis (92HP)
Praying Mantis (92HP) ID:FY+QbHXI Sun 21 May 2017 04:13:22 No. 625334 Report roll to see if I can fly
Praying Mantis (92HP)
Praying Mantis (92HP) ID:FY+QbHXI Sun 21 May 2017 04:13:52 No. 625342 Report >>625318 roll to cut his eye off
GrassPelsher (90HP/90HP) (LVL1) !i57a1reGtY
GrassPelsher (90HP/90HP) (LVL1) !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 04:15:17 No. 625368 Report Quoted By:
>>625334 roll to chop your head off friend
Anonymous
>>625056 oh boy oh boy what am I
Anonymous
>>625387 yusssss mexican mantis
now what
GrassPelsher (90HP/90HP) (LVL1) !i57a1reGtY
GrassPelsher (90HP/90HP) (LVL1) !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 04:19:05 No. 625423 Report Quoted By:
Grasshopper [90/90]
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Niggers, check em
Mantis Religiosa (100HP)
Mantis Religiosa (100HP) ID:WRuQLFez Sun 21 May 2017 04:21:15 No. 625456 Report Quoted By:
>>625342 fuck you, hiyaaaaaaaa
Beetle juice 150hp
>>625431 Okay, I'm gonna attack you first
Anonymous
Mantis Religiosa (100HP)
Mantis Religiosa (100HP) ID:WRuQLFez Sun 21 May 2017 04:24:17 No. 625515 Report >>625503 fuck you, you fucking snail piece of shit
GrassPelsher (90HP/90HP) (LVL1) !i57a1reGtY
GrassPelsher (90HP/90HP) (LVL1) !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 04:24:24 No. 625517 Report Mantis Religiosa (100HP)
Mantis Religiosa (100HP) ID:WRuQLFez Sun 21 May 2017 04:24:51 No. 625522 Report >>625517 fuck you you fucking grasshopper piece of shit
GrassPelsher (90HP/90HP) (LVL1) !i57a1reGtY
GrassPelsher (90HP/90HP) (LVL1) !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 04:26:45 No. 625564 Report >>625522 wow dude chill down i jus-
*hits in the head*
example insect (50HP/60HP) (lvl1)
example insect (50HP/60HP) (lvl1) ID:XhipTUwU Sun 21 May 2017 04:28:42 No. 625606 Report Quoted By:
example received an attack
Cuck the Snail
Quoted By:
>>625515 You can't touch me pendejo ah hahaha
Beetle juice 143hp
>>625517 Fuck you asshopper
Mantis Religiosa (96HP)
Mantis Religiosa (96HP) ID:WRuQLFez Sun 21 May 2017 04:30:09 No. 625624 Report >>625564 ow ow ow -4
>>625210 hey mantis, wanna fug? wont kill you I swear.
GrassPelsher (90HP/90HP) (LVL1) !i57a1reGtY
GrassPelsher (90HP/90HP) (LVL1) !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 04:30:27 No. 625629 Report Cuck the Snail (90 HP)
Cuck the Snail (90 HP) ID:08RN5Z7p Sun 21 May 2017 04:34:44 No. 625696 Report *whispers that grasshoppers suck*
Beetle juice 134hp
GrassPelsher (90HP/90HP) (LVL1) !i57a1reGtY
GrassPelsher (90HP/90HP) (LVL1) !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 04:36:22 No. 625736 Report >>625696 *stabs in the fucking head*
GrassPelsher (90HP/90HP) (LVL1) !i57a1reGtY
GrassPelsher (90HP/90HP) (LVL1) !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 04:37:07 No. 625753 Report Quoted By:
GrassPelsher (90HP/90HP) (LVL1) !i57a1reGtY
GrassPelsher (90HP/90HP) (LVL1) !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 04:37:48 No. 625769 Report Quoted By:
>>625722 *chops dick off*
have FUN
Mantis Religiosa (96HP)
Mantis Religiosa (96HP) ID:WRuQLFez Sun 21 May 2017 04:38:06 No. 625774 Report Quoted By:
>>625722 Fuck you, you fucking beetle piece of shit
GrassPelsher (90HP/90HP) (LVL1) !i57a1reGtY
GrassPelsher (90HP/90HP) (LVL1) !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 04:38:54 No. 625788 Report >>625722 *chops balls*
YOU ARE INFERTILE NOW
Anonymous
>>625056 What type of bug am I?
Mantis Religiosa (96HP)
Mantis Religiosa (96HP) ID:WRuQLFez Sun 21 May 2017 04:39:52 No. 625806 Report >>625797 you are a mantis, wanna fug?
Cuck the Snail (89HP)
Cuck the Snail (89HP) ID:08RN5Z7p Sun 21 May 2017 04:40:10 No. 625810 Report What do you call a homosexual grasshopper?
>>625736 This guy :D
GrassPelsher (90HP/90HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY
GrassPelsher (90HP/90HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 04:40:31 No. 625815 Report Quoted By:
LEVEL UP MY FRIENDS :)
Beetle juice 117hp
>>625788 You can't chop my balls, they are protected
Praying Mantis (50HP)
Praying Mantis (50HP) ID:FY+QbHXI Sun 21 May 2017 04:41:43 No. 625838 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
>>625806 Ew no fegget
>>625342 I roll to fucking decapitate this grass-hopping bitch
GrassPelsher (100HP/100HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY
GrassPelsher (100HP/100HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 04:42:07 No. 625851 Report >>625810 *stabs you in the abdomen*
Mantis Religiosa (96HP)
Mantis Religiosa (96HP) ID:WRuQLFez Sun 21 May 2017 04:42:15 No. 625854 Report Quoted By:
>>625828 I'll chew on your armored balls when I finish you off
GrassPelsher (93HP/100HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY
GrassPelsher (93HP/100HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 04:43:07 No. 625876 Report >>625847 *FUCKS YOU UP HEAVILY*
Mantis Religiosa (96HP)
Mantis Religiosa (96HP) ID:WRuQLFez Sun 21 May 2017 04:44:04 No. 625904 Report MANTIS BROTHERS GANG UP ON THAT FUCKING RUSSIAN ASSHOPPER.
this fucker right here, kill him, chew on his ass
>>625876 *slash*
Cuck the Snail (89HP)
Cuck the Snail (89HP) ID:08RN5Z7p Sun 21 May 2017 04:44:36 No. 625917 Report Quoted By:
>>625851 Fail gg grasscucker
GrassPelsher (93HP/100HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY
GrassPelsher (93HP/100HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 04:45:02 No. 625928 Report Quoted By:
>>625847 *FUCKS YOU UP AGAIN*
Anonymous
>>625876 I ROLL TO CONSUME, IF MY POST NUMBER IS TRIPS IT IS A SUCCESS
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>625930 AW FUCK I ATE MY OWN LEG
Beetle juice 117hp
>>625851 Your hp needs to be 86
GrassPelsher (93HP/100HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY
GrassPelsher (93HP/100HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 04:46:01 No. 625953 Report >>625904 *Cuts throat until head falls off*
GrassPelsher (93HP/100HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY
GrassPelsher (93HP/100HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 04:46:50 No. 625974 Report >>625948 send damages please
Mantis [100/100hp] [lvl 1]
Mantis [100/100hp] [lvl 1] ID:rEqhoSnR Sun 21 May 2017 04:47:12 No. 625984 Report Quoted By:
>>625937 I awaken as a mantis and begin my serch for my mantis kin
Mantis Religiosa (93HP)
Mantis Religiosa (93HP) ID:WRuQLFez Sun 21 May 2017 04:47:59 No. 626004 Report >>625953 ack!
*aims at shitty fucking russian frons*
Mantis [100/100hp] [lvl 1]
Mantis [100/100hp] [lvl 1] ID:rEqhoSnR Sun 21 May 2017 04:48:44 No. 626017 Report Quoted By:
>>625953 Death to the grasshopper, attack
Beetle juice 117hp
>>625974 Here
>>625948 (10hp)>>625828 (10hp)And here
>>625722 (4hp)
Beetles get plus 2 damage on rolls over 8 so it makes ten
GrassPelsher (93HP/100HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY
GrassPelsher (93HP/100HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 04:49:05 No. 626030 Report >>626004 *cuts body in half*
Anonymous
>>625904 Hi Ho! fellow mantis! I have a quest for you! I have recently ate my own leg, and am in need of a new one!
I've heard of a magic spell to regrow legs, but I cant seem to make it work. Could you perhaps roll a 7 in order to help me regrow my leg? If you do, i'll give you this neat sharp stick i found!
ITEM: Stick [A slightly pointy stick. Gives +3 to all attack rolls]
Mantis [100/100hp] [lvl 1]
Mantis [100/100hp] [lvl 1] ID:rEqhoSnR Sun 21 May 2017 04:50:40 No. 626064 Report Quoted By:
>>626041 I got you mantis bro
Mantis Religiosa (93HP)
Mantis Religiosa (93HP) ID:WRuQLFez Sun 21 May 2017 04:50:53 No. 626067 Report GrassPelsher (76HP/100HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY
GrassPelsher (76HP/100HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 04:51:39 No. 626083 Report Quoted By:
>>626026 one seconderino :-----)
Mantis [100/100hp] [lvl 1]
Mantis [100/100hp] [lvl 1] ID:rEqhoSnR Sun 21 May 2017 04:52:00 No. 626090 Report >>626030 Attacks grasshopper again
Anonymous
>>626067 Huzzah! My leg is good as new! Thank you Mantis friend!
ITEM GIVE > WRuQLFez > Stick
Now lets go kill some grasshopper scum!
GrassPelsher (76HP/100HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY
GrassPelsher (76HP/100HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 04:53:03 No. 626112 Report Mantis Religiosa (93HP)
Mantis Religiosa (93HP) ID:WRuQLFez Sun 21 May 2017 04:53:57 No. 626126 Report >>626109 :*
>>626112 blow it up your asshopping, uh, ass.
Anonymous
Wow beople are blaying my game :D
Beetle juice 117hp
Quoted By:
>>626112 It should be 63 I've incurred 30 total damage so far
Anonymous
>>626112 I roll to pin
>anyone get this obscure reference? Mantis Religiosa (93HP)
Mantis Religiosa (93HP) ID:WRuQLFez Sun 21 May 2017 04:55:18 No. 626154 Report GrassPelsher (7-HP/100HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY
GrassPelsher (7-HP/100HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 04:56:40 No. 626188 Report Elvira Spidalliara (74/80HP) LVL1
Elvira Spidalliara (74/80HP) LVL1 ID:SJQhRhW0 Sun 21 May 2017 04:57:09 No. 626197 Report Anonymous
GrassPelsher (67HP/100HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY
GrassPelsher (67HP/100HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 04:58:07 No. 626215 Report Quoted By:
Mantis Religiosa (77HP)
Mantis Religiosa (77HP) ID:WRuQLFez Sun 21 May 2017 04:58:14 No. 626217 Report >>626188 sonuvab-16
*cuts antennae before hitting the ground*
cough cough fucking grasshoppers
Mantis [98/100hp] [lvl 1]
Mantis [98/100hp] [lvl 1] ID:rEqhoSnR Sun 21 May 2017 04:58:32 No. 626225 Report Quoted By:
>>626030 Nice try grasshopper scum but you don't stand a chance
Mantis [98/100hp] [lvl 1]
Mantis [98/100hp] [lvl 1] ID:rEqhoSnR Sun 21 May 2017 04:59:36 No. 626237 Report Mantis Religiosa (70HP)
Mantis Religiosa (70HP) ID:WRuQLFez Sun 21 May 2017 04:59:59 No. 626243 Report -7 (phew missed that poison check)
>>626197 *scruff scruff*
GrassPelsher (55HP/100HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY
GrassPelsher (55HP/100HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 05:00:16 No. 626250 Report >>626217 *cuts with a chainsaw*
GrassPelsher (53HP/100HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY
GrassPelsher (53HP/100HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 05:00:55 No. 626262 Report >>626237 Cuts with a chainsaw again
Mantis Religiosa (70HP)
Mantis Religiosa (70HP) ID:WRuQLFez Sun 21 May 2017 05:01:27 No. 626273 Report Quoted By:
-0
It's dangerous to handle a chainsaw with that fat ass
>>626250 *prays for damage*
Anonymous
>>626243 roll to fuck you up again
Anonymous
The Quest-Giving Mantis [79/100 hp]
The Quest-Giving Mantis [79/100 hp] ID:ZyPqGCam Sun 21 May 2017 05:01:45 No. 626283 Report Quoted By:
>>626250 >>626262 I roll to grab the dropped chainsaw and cut grasshopper
example insect (50HP/60HP) (lvl1)
example insect (50HP/60HP) (lvl1) ID:XhipTUwU Sun 21 May 2017 05:01:53 No. 626286 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>626276 Seeks and devours aphid.
GrassPelsher (0HP/100HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY
GrassPelsher (0HP/100HP) (LVL2) !i57a1reGtY ID:kzHTZ3bB Sun 21 May 2017 05:03:12 No. 626309 Report *accidentally sets a bomb off and kills himself*
Mantis [98/100hp] [lvl 1]
Mantis [98/100hp] [lvl 1] ID:rEqhoSnR Sun 21 May 2017 05:03:13 No. 626310 Report >>626197 Roll to rape the spider, oh yeah we're going there
Mantis Religiosa (65HP)
Mantis Religiosa (65HP) ID:WRuQLFez Sun 21 May 2017 05:04:02 No. 626316 Report -5
>>626275 *slashes in mexican*
The Quest-Giving Mantis [79/100 hp]
The Quest-Giving Mantis [79/100 hp] ID:ZyPqGCam Sun 21 May 2017 05:04:05 No. 626318 Report Quoted By:
>>626309 REJOICE MY MANTIS BRETHREN! HE HAS EXPLODED HIMSELF!
Elvira Spidalliara (74/80HP) LVL1
Elvira Spidalliara (74/80HP) LVL1 ID:SJQhRhW0 Sun 21 May 2017 05:04:05 No. 626319 Report >>626310 Roll to poison you, sicko
Elvira Spidalliara (65/80HP) LVL1
Elvira Spidalliara (65/80HP) LVL1 ID:SJQhRhW0 Sun 21 May 2017 05:04:48 No. 626333 Report >>626316 Fuck you, I take a powerful bite
Elvira Spidalliara (65/80HP) LVL1
Elvira Spidalliara (65/80HP) LVL1 ID:SJQhRhW0 Sun 21 May 2017 05:05:14 No. 626341 Report Quoted By:
>>626333 >>626319 DONT FUCK WITH ME YOU FOOLS
Anonymous
>>625056 Rollin'
Please be bird
Anonymous
Mantis Religiosa (56HP)
Mantis Religiosa (56HP) ID:WRuQLFez Sun 21 May 2017 05:06:34 No. 626363 Report Quoted By:
3*3 = -9
>>626333 yikes *pokes eye out*
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>626354 oh fuck thats a bird
Elvira Spidalliara (74/80HP) LVL1
Elvira Spidalliara (74/80HP) LVL1 ID:SJQhRhW0 Sun 21 May 2017 05:07:56 No. 626387 Report >>626354 Roll to shoot web in the bird's eyes
Anonymous
Quoted By:
i ett mor livs
Anonymous
Big Nigga Bird (190/190HP) LV1
Big Nigga Bird (190/190HP) LV1 ID:l/PBszB4 Sun 21 May 2017 05:10:06 No. 626419 Report *blocks your path*
Anonymous
Quoted By:
i ett TREE mor leevs
Mantis Religiosa (56HP)
Mantis Religiosa (56HP) ID:WRuQLFez Sun 21 May 2017 05:10:32 No. 626426 Report >>626412 *dry humps caterpillar scum*
Anonymous
Quoted By:
boku wa riivu no 4tsu wo tabeshimashita.
Big Nigga Bird (190/190HP) LV1
Big Nigga Bird (190/190HP) LV1 ID:l/PBszB4 Sun 21 May 2017 05:12:10 No. 626451 Report >>626387 Rolling for peck.
Anonymous
>>626426 fil my caterpillar hole with your milkweed milk, pizza-senpai
Anonymous
Quoted By:
atashi wa riivu no 5tsu wo tabeshimasu.
Mantis Religiosa (50HP)
Mantis Religiosa (50HP) ID:WRuQLFez Sun 21 May 2017 05:14:05 No. 626480 Report >>626456 >milkweed milk, pizza-senpai ugh disgusting caterpillars you make me puke
*pukes out 6HP*
The Quest-Giving Mantis [79/100 hp]
The Quest-Giving Mantis [79/100 hp] ID:ZyPqGCam Sun 21 May 2017 05:14:13 No. 626482 Report ATTENTION ALL INSECTS! For the first time in our short lives a BIRD has risen among us!
>>626354 >>626419 >>626451 My quest to you all is to
SLAY THAT MOTHER FUCKING BIRD
Your reward? You get to live free of the tyranny of the great destroyer! Oh also the person to land the killing blow on the bird will be rewarded with a LEGENDARY BUG ITEM
ITEM: Bird-Beak Spear [A spear made from the beak of a deceased bird, but can also function as a shield. Grants +10 to all attack rolls and +2 armor from all future incoming damage]
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>626480 *drinks your vomit in strange demonic pizza ritual*
Mantis Religiosa (50HP)
Mantis Religiosa (50HP) ID:WRuQLFez Sun 21 May 2017 05:16:07 No. 626508 Report >>626451 fuck you bird, I'll tear your heart out
Anonymous
>>626482 Alright I'll do it.
>>626451 Bird, time to die. I roll to stab you with a poisonous, sharp limb.
Elvira Spidalliara (63/80HP) LVL1
Elvira Spidalliara (63/80HP) LVL1 ID:SJQhRhW0 Sun 21 May 2017 05:17:13 No. 626535 Report Quoted By:
Asking all bugs to cast aside their allegiances to take on this bird.
Big Nigga Bird (190/190HP) LV1
Big Nigga Bird (190/190HP) LV1 ID:l/PBszB4 Sun 21 May 2017 05:17:16 No. 626540 Report >>626482 Roll to rain shit on you for damage.
Anonymous
*futatabi riivuno ku wo surushimasu*
The Quest-Giving Mantis [79/100 hp]
The Quest-Giving Mantis [79/100 hp] ID:ZyPqGCam Sun 21 May 2017 05:18:20 No. 626563 Report >>626540 Backfired! You're constipated, bird bitch!
I roll to shank with a mantis poke!
Anonymous
*mitsutabi riivuno ku wo taberu*
Elvira Spidalliara (63/80HP) LVL1
Elvira Spidalliara (63/80HP) LVL1 ID:SJQhRhW0 Sun 21 May 2017 05:19:30 No. 626586 Report >>626540 You've been poisoned btw, read the Spider description.
>>626558 I admire your dedication, japanese korean
Mantis Religiosa (50HP)
Mantis Religiosa (50HP) ID:WRuQLFez Sun 21 May 2017 05:19:48 No. 626591 Report >>626540 *poops on your eyes*
do mantis poop? oh well.
Anonymous
Praying for beetle baby!!!
Big Nigga Bird (190/190HP) LV1
Big Nigga Bird (190/190HP) LV1 ID:l/PBszB4 Sun 21 May 2017 05:20:52 No. 626614 Report >>626508 This is why you have to go back.
Rolling for stomp.
Anonymous
yo guys im gonna make a pastebin with the rules of the game and make it more detailed any suggestions?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>626611 I'm a fucking butterfly.
Elvira Spidalliara (74/80HP) LVL1
Elvira Spidalliara (74/80HP) LVL1 ID:SJQhRhW0 Sun 21 May 2017 05:21:37 No. 626635 Report >>626620 >>626611 hahahha get fucked newfies
The Quest-Giving Mantis [79/100 hp]
The Quest-Giving Mantis [79/100 hp] ID:ZyPqGCam Sun 21 May 2017 05:21:43 No. 626639 Report >>626614 -_- remember to change hp plz
ROLL TO STAB
Anonymous
>>626577 CHEKKU wo surushimashita
IVAARUVU wo hajimeruyo!
Elvira Spidalliara (74/80HP) LVL1
Elvira Spidalliara (74/80HP) LVL1 ID:SJQhRhW0 Sun 21 May 2017 05:22:21 No. 626653 Report >>626614 yeah you've lost like 20 HP...
roll to bite your neck
Mantis Religiosa (42HP)
Mantis Religiosa (42HP) ID:WRuQLFez Sun 21 May 2017 05:22:59 No. 626668 Report Quoted By:
-8
>>626614 ack ack *slash slash*
Elvira Spidalliara (74/80HP) LVL1
Elvira Spidalliara (74/80HP) LVL1 ID:SJQhRhW0 Sun 21 May 2017 05:23:36 No. 626684 Report >>626645 What did he mean by this?
Valiant Butterfly (95HP/100HP)
Valiant Butterfly (95HP/100HP) ID:D/JwDQ3i Sun 21 May 2017 05:24:15 No. 626697 Report Quoted By:
>>626635 You wish, you fucking faggot.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>626586 confucius say... spamming honours one's parents.
The Quest-Giving Mantis [79/100 hp]
The Quest-Giving Mantis [79/100 hp] ID:ZyPqGCam Sun 21 May 2017 05:26:07 No. 626734 Report >>626616 Rules regarding quests would be nice as i'm just making this shit up as i go.
Also Make it a requirement for people to tack their own hp and level so anons don't have to waste posts calling out other anons.
>>626614 ROLL TO CHOMP ANKLES
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>626684 kisama no jibun wo korosu, hijouni busaikku teki WIABUU baka gaijin
Anonymous
>>625056 I identify as an ant
this will be my only post in this thread
ビビヨン (HP 150 + flight)
ビビヨン (HP 150 + flight) ID:i0otV8rS Sun 21 May 2017 05:32:09 No. 626839 Report Quoted By:
*catches sunrays to get mutations*
Big Nigga Bird (167/190HP) LV1 (Poisoned)
Big Nigga Bird (167/190HP) LV1 (Poisoned) ID:l/PBszB4 Sun 21 May 2017 05:38:05 No. 626907 Report >>626509 -9
-5 (poison)
>>626563 >>626591 Apparently not
>>626639 -9
>>626653 >>626734 Sorry for the wait. Please tell me if any numbers are off.
Rolling to fly to a tree to try and shake the poison off.
Anonymous
>>626907 I roll to hop on your back before you take flight
Anonymous
Big Nigga Bird (167/190HP) LV1 (Poisoned)
Big Nigga Bird (167/190HP) LV1 (Poisoned) ID:l/PBszB4 Sun 21 May 2017 05:48:23 No. 627058 Report >>626943 Attempts to peck at before you slip off my wings
Big Nigga Bird (162/190HP) LV1 (Poisoned)
Big Nigga Bird (162/190HP) LV1 (Poisoned) ID:l/PBszB4 Sun 21 May 2017 05:49:06 No. 627069 Report Quoted By:
>>627058 (Forgot the -5 for poison)
The Quest-Giving Mantis [79/100 hp]
The Quest-Giving Mantis [79/100 hp] ID:ZyPqGCam Sun 21 May 2017 06:02:38 No. 627267 Report Quoted By:
im still here bird. Get some sleep. There will be another bug thread tomorrow or the next day
Anonymous
Anonymous
roll threads have gotten kind of obscure...
The Quest-Giving Mantis [79/100 hp]
The Quest-Giving Mantis [79/100 hp] ID:ZyPqGCam Sun 21 May 2017 06:09:00 No. 627374 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
DTF ladybug
>>627446 Who wants to eat my weird exo-skeleton pussy?
idk yet
>>626354 rolling for bug and to attack birb
Anonymous
Spiderbro
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>>627476 roll to trick fuckboig into willfully getting trapped in my web
Spiderbro 80/80 HP
>>627876 rerolling, pretending my initial autismo was just me being bashful and nervous
>S-s-sorry, I don't see many buggos with such beautiful spots :3 Anonymous
>>625056 inb4 I get beetle again.
Spiderbro 80/80 HP
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>>628067 misclick, intended for
>>627476 Welcome to the jungle fuckboig, Rolling for bite
Anonymous
Spiderbro 80/80 HP
Goddess Empress of Beekind [120 HP] [Level 1]
Goddess Empress of Beekind [120 HP] [Level 1] ID:y81Dadne Sun 21 May 2017 06:55:50 No. 628169 Report >>628094 >>628115 As I gaze out over my kingdom, I notice a stickbug. Remembering the death of my parents at the hands of one, I fly at the stickbug and strike at him with my bee powers. Rolling attack.
Spiderbro 80/80 HP LV. 1
Spiderbro 80/80 HP LV. 1 ID:OPVxyudD Sun 21 May 2017 06:57:56 No. 628192 Report >>627476 rolling to bite again
Anonymous
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Roll for killer mantis.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Spiderbro
[Goddess Empress of Beekind] [120 HP] [Level 1]
[Goddess Empress of Beekind] [120 HP] [Level 1] ID:y81Dadne Sun 21 May 2017 07:11:21 No. 628356 Report >>628332 "Ohohoho! You fool! You cannot entangle me in your PATHETIC webs!"
I lunge at him with my stinger. Rolling attack.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>628356 This bee looks to be a tasty meal. I swoop in and attempt to use my bird mouth in order to consume its flesh.
Bird [190HP]
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>>628663 Forgot name. Fuck.
[Goddess Empress of Beekind] [120 HP] [Level 1]
[Goddess Empress of Beekind] [120 HP] [Level 1] ID:y81Dadne Sun 21 May 2017 07:37:13 No. 628725 Report Quoted By:
>>628663 "Not even an enemy as mighty as a bird can destroy me! You will be the one feasted on today, avian!"
I charge the bird after narrowly avoiding its attack and strike at its right wing with my stinger.
Anonymous
Goddess Empress of Beekind [110 HP] [Level 1]
Goddess Empress of Beekind [110 HP] [Level 1] ID:y81Dadne Sun 21 May 2017 07:41:35 No. 628765 Report >>628745 Rolling damage again.
Goddess Empress of Beekind [120 HP] [Level 1]
Goddess Empress of Beekind [120 HP] [Level 1] ID:y81Dadne Sun 21 May 2017 07:42:16 No. 628768 Report >>628745 >>628765 Wait my bad. I'm retarded. Ignore that.
Anonymous
Bird (190/290) lvl 1
>>628768 No damage then?
>>628192 >attack Bird (190/190) lvl 1
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>>628817 Name correction lol
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>625056 Rolling for Mantis
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>625056 Slug, spider and snail aren't insect.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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rolls, indiferent of his own mortality
Anonymous
>>631273 i'm you but better
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>631379 we sex for more beetles
Anonymous
>>631371 >American caterpillar >Better Anonymous
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>>625056 Weird Idea OP
Someone kill and eat me. I have to study.
Anonymous
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i win, kill everyone
Anonymous
>>631389 get beetled, fucker
Anonymous
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>>631398 Okay. Je surrender. Want a blow ?
Anonymous
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>>625056 Chirp click whistle
Anonymous
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>>625073 Beetle MELEE atttackeroo
Anonymous
Anonymous
Beetle-kun (150/150)
Beetle-kun (150/150)
>>631918 Where my beetle Bros at?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>631938 Death to the beatles
Beetle-kun (150/150)
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>>631954 The beetle warrior spots a bee, flying around like a fag above him. Irritated by the sight, he yells "Hey, Bee! Fuck off right now or I will fuck you up."
Beetle-kun (150/150)
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>>632030 Ha. Come filthy animal, let us fight then!
Roll for attack.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>632090 >slug rolling for suicide
Beetle-kun (150/150) (lvl 1)
Beetle-kun (150/150) (lvl 1) ID:yhyYUvR5 Sun 21 May 2017 12:13:30 No. 632115 Report >>632103 >Couldn't even suicide right. Man you slugs sure are pathetic, huh?
Slugbrother [32/40] lvl. 1
Slugbrother [32/40] lvl. 1 ID:EweHYdub Sun 21 May 2017 12:14:17 No. 632123 Report Quoted By:
Attention faithfull creatures These disgusting beetles are threatening our way of life, that's why I'm calling all of you to arms, let's start a crusade against them.
Slugbrother [30*/40] lvl. 1
Slugbrother [30*/40] lvl. 1 ID:EweHYdub Sun 21 May 2017 12:15:19 No. 632135 Report Anonymous
>>632135 Heh, nice hit. But let's see you take this!
Beetle-kun (145/150) (lvl 1)
Beetle-kun (145/150) (lvl 1) ID:yhyYUvR5 Sun 21 May 2017 12:24:25 No. 632224 Report >>632211 Forgot name and health.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>632224 hello you are under attack
Beetle-kun (142/150) (lvl 1)
Beetle-kun (142/150) (lvl 1) ID:yhyYUvR5 Sun 21 May 2017 12:29:14 No. 632270 Report Quoted By:
>>632260 You want some too? I'll be more then happy to oblige!
grasshopper 90hp level one
grasshopper 90hp level one ID:gzTSllDI Sun 21 May 2017 12:29:30 No. 632272 Report >>632260 im going to attack myself
Beetle-kun (145/150) (lvl 1)
Beetle-kun (145/150) (lvl 1) ID:yhyYUvR5 Sun 21 May 2017 12:34:11 No. 632302 Report Quoted By:
>>632272 Let me help with that.
Anonymous
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>>632229 You're a fucking killer.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous