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>Be me
>21 years old
>On vacation in UK with my older brother
>He's a chad and a bit of a douche, but is nice to me
>In his car, going for ice cream
>He's dressed in a fancy suit for some reason
>I wanted to ask him about it, but too beta to do it
>''Hey, Anon. You forgot your pills for today.'', he says as he pulls out a yellow pill from a small box
>I started drinking these pills since I was 10
>Parents told me it's to calm me down because of weird disease or some shit
>I strangely don't remember anything for 8 hours after I drink it, but I stopped caring after a while
>I grab a glass of water and chug down the pill
>ohshit.png
>This dose feels stronger than usual
>...
>...
>I wake up after a while in my hotel room
>headache.dll
>My brother comes into the room
>''Hey, last night was pretty wild, eh?'', he says to me, smirking.
>I strangely don't remember anything from last night
>itsprobablynothing.amr
>I brew us some coffee and we make small talk about next activities
>Half an hour later, he goes outside to to buy us some groceries.
>I open up my laptop and decide to browse youtube for the first time
>Brother told me to never go on it, because he claims it's full of traitors and backstabbers or some shit
>lolwut.jpeg
>Curiosity got the best of me
>Just a bunch of normie shit on the front page
>I laugh and decide what junk do they have under the trending page
>Again, more of the same shit normalfags watch
>Suddenly, I see me on a thumbnail of a video
>mfw when the channel name is the same as my name
>dafuq.exe
>Decide to click on it
>See myself act like a complete retard during the entire video
>I raise my eyebrow and click on the channel to investigate more
>Hundreds of videos of myself acting like a complete douchebag, lying to people, manipulating, etc.
>Look down in the comments and see millions of 10 year olds praising me like some sort of god
>My brother comes back and catches me watching youtube videos of myself
>His eyes widen
>mfw I'm Jake Paul
>21 years old
>On vacation in UK with my older brother
>He's a chad and a bit of a douche, but is nice to me
>In his car, going for ice cream
>He's dressed in a fancy suit for some reason
>I wanted to ask him about it, but too beta to do it
>''Hey, Anon. You forgot your pills for today.'', he says as he pulls out a yellow pill from a small box
>I started drinking these pills since I was 10
>Parents told me it's to calm me down because of weird disease or some shit
>I strangely don't remember anything for 8 hours after I drink it, but I stopped caring after a while
>I grab a glass of water and chug down the pill
>ohshit.png
>This dose feels stronger than usual
>...
>...
>I wake up after a while in my hotel room
>headache.dll
>My brother comes into the room
>''Hey, last night was pretty wild, eh?'', he says to me, smirking.
>I strangely don't remember anything from last night
>itsprobablynothing.amr
>I brew us some coffee and we make small talk about next activities
>Half an hour later, he goes outside to to buy us some groceries.
>I open up my laptop and decide to browse youtube for the first time
>Brother told me to never go on it, because he claims it's full of traitors and backstabbers or some shit
>lolwut.jpeg
>Curiosity got the best of me
>Just a bunch of normie shit on the front page
>I laugh and decide what junk do they have under the trending page
>Again, more of the same shit normalfags watch
>Suddenly, I see me on a thumbnail of a video
>mfw when the channel name is the same as my name
>dafuq.exe
>Decide to click on it
>See myself act like a complete retard during the entire video
>I raise my eyebrow and click on the channel to investigate more
>Hundreds of videos of myself acting like a complete douchebag, lying to people, manipulating, etc.
>Look down in the comments and see millions of 10 year olds praising me like some sort of god
>My brother comes back and catches me watching youtube videos of myself
>His eyes widen
>mfw I'm Jake Paul
