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I came home from work. Tomorrow is the holiday, Independence Day. For tommorow dinner, I bought pork lard(salo), gorilla, vegetables. My gf, actually official bride, (crymea tatar but with character and nature of real ukranian) is drunk to die, requires the continuation of the banquet. And I've already spent all the money for dinner and gorilka for tomorrow. Also, she is too drunk to fuck and smells gorilka.