Satanichia Internet Defence Force ID:tTiuMiMb No.6278124 Report >Birth
>Be burger
>Born as a mishmash of various European ethnicities, some nigger and some hispanic.
>Have my cock mutilated because it's a cherished tradition
>Bullied at school because of my mutt race
>Cries
>Your mom records a video of it and put's it on youtube
>Years later
>Get into car to go to the mart
>It's snowy
>Literal chaos, nobody knows how to drive in snowy weather or roads yet
>Crash car
>Have to walk home
>Get rental car
>it doesn't have automatic transmission
>At my wits end
>Order taxi to get me to mart
>Pay for taxi and tip taxi driver
>I'm finally at the mart
>Get on my scooter because i'm 200lb overweight
>Shart and fucking shit my pants up
>Finally get my 4chan post coupons (1.99 bucks each post) and Youtube monthly subscription
>About to go home
>Walk out of store
>Get shot
