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Anonymous ID:qY5vCBQv Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:31:17 No.6284697 View View Reply Original Report

Okay lads, ITT I'm going to teach you how to make he most delicious sandwich known to mankind
feel free to make it along with me, but a word of caution: this sandwich is not healthy in any way. I'm pretty sure that eating it is classified as a suicide attempt.
okay here we go.

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ₐₙₒₙᵧₘₒᵤₛ !slushyyao. ID:7eUzt53p Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:31:47 No.6284700 Report

Quoted By: >>6284704

cheese and butter only

Satanichia Internet Defence Force

Satanichia Internet Defence Force ID:74/TNLTc Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:32:23 No.6284704 Report

Quoted By: >>6284710 >>6284714 >>6284733

>>6284700
>eating butter
Disgusting tbch

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ahp5rKlT Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:32:53 No.6284707 Report

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>classified as a suicide attempt
isnt that most british food?

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ₐₙₒₙᵧₘₒᵤₛ !slushyyao. ID:7eUzt53p Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:33:28 No.6284710 Report

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>>6284704
rude

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qY5vCBQv Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:33:45 No.6284713 Report

Quoted By: >>6284720 >>6284726

>>6284697
to make this, you will need:
two sausages
a couple of rashers of bacon
a BIG mushroom
a large egg
a tomato
and a bread bun

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gqBFHFpC Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:33:49 No.6284714 Report

Quoted By:

>>6284704
wtf this dude eatin dry sarnies

Fake-Kobe

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Fake-Kobe ID:1tdW67eP Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:35:12 No.6284720 Report

Quoted By: >>6284858

>>6284713
>two sausages
>BIG mushroom
>a large egg
>brit
>karen

200% gay, you will get spatula'd if you don't stop right there

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qY5vCBQv Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:36:05 No.6284726 Report

Quoted By: >>6284732

>>6284713
Step 1:
put your sausages and bacon in a tray and shove it under the grill
don't forget about it though, you'll need to keep turning them so they cook all the way through
please note that I'm making enough for two people

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kIHpNNMg Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:36:13 No.6284727 Report

Quoted By:

>not putting hot sauce on your sub

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qY5vCBQv Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:37:50 No.6284732 Report

Quoted By: >>6284738

>>6284726
Step 2:
Wash the mushrooms and cut off the stalks if they're too long
don't worry if they look a bit big now, they'll shrink down a lot when you fry them

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uBesZg9Z Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:38:47 No.6284733 Report

Quoted By:

>>6284704
>he doesnt eat butter
lmao faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qY5vCBQv Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:39:27 No.6284738 Report

Quoted By: >>6284752

>>6284732
Make sure the oil is hot enough and then just put them in the pan
you can leave them in here while you cook the other stuff, they take a while to cook

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qY5vCBQv Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:41:18 No.6284752 Report

Quoted By: >>6284754

>>6284738
Step 3:
Next we cook the eggs. I used these weird circle things to make sure that they fit in the bun.
You don't have to use it but it might fall out. This is going to be a bigge sandwich

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qY5vCBQv Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:41:50 No.6284754 Report

Quoted By: >>6284761

>>6284752
Look at them go!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qY5vCBQv Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:42:36 No.6284761 Report

Quoted By: >>6284766

>>6284754
Make sure you flip your eggs as well
sunny side up is a meme. Don't fall for it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qY5vCBQv Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:43:44 No.6284766 Report

Quoted By: >>6284773

>>6284761
Step 4:
After everything is cooked, it's time to assemble your sandwich.
Start with your bun

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qY5vCBQv Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:44:38 No.6284773 Report

Quoted By: >>6284776

>>6284766
Then you need to slice your sausages in half and stack them on top as shown

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qY5vCBQv Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:45:36 No.6284776 Report

Quoted By: >>6284785

>>6284773
Now it's time for the egg. Just balance it on top like this

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RAJzglcZ Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:46:47 No.6284784 Report

Quoted By: >>6284858

This is the most britbong sandwich I’ve ever seen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qY5vCBQv Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:46:47 No.6284785 Report

Quoted By: >>6284794

>>6284776
Put the bacon on top of the egg.
If you want to add any ketchup or bbq sauce, now's the time to do that

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qY5vCBQv Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:48:03 No.6284794 Report

Quoted By: >>6284798

>>6284785
If this is looking too unhealthy, don't worry.
Just slice a tomato and arrange it on top like in the pic

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qY5vCBQv Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:48:48 No.6284798 Report

Quoted By: >>6284804

>>6284794
Did you forget about the mushroom?
Just stick it on top like this

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qY5vCBQv Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:49:57 No.6284804 Report

Quoted By: >>6284812 >>6284813 >>6284814

>>6284798
We're almost done! It's getting quite tall now isn't it?
Stick the lid of the bun on top. I chose one with melted cheese

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uBesZg9Z Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:50:54 No.6284812 Report

Quoted By: >>6284858

>>6284804
how the fuck are you suppose to eat it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qY5vCBQv Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:50:55 No.6284813 Report

Quoted By: >>6284820 >>6284824 >>6284831 >>6284996 >>6285014 >>6285022 >>6285073

>>6284804
Stick some skewers in there and we're done!
A full English breakfast in a sandwich!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wjgWmjvj Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:51:29 No.6284814 Report

Quoted By:

>>6284804
Last step: smash it with a rock and eat the rock instead

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RAJzglcZ Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:52:20 No.6284820 Report

Quoted By: >>6284858

>>6284813
This is the most unnatural shit ever devised by you Brit’s. It looks like if I ate this, I would be on the shitter for eternity.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uBesZg9Z Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:52:46 No.6284824 Report

Quoted By: >>6284858

>>6284813
So you have to press it down in order for it to be able to fit in your mouth?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qY5vCBQv Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:54:14 No.6284831 Report

Quoted By:

>>6284813
Don't try to eat more than one, I think it might kill you. Two and a half pigs have to be killed just to make one sandwich
Thank you to the anon who told me to make a cooking thread that one time.
This is your fault

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qY5vCBQv Mon 27 Aug 2018 15:59:25 No.6284858 Report

Quoted By:

>>6284720
Fuck you this is my masterpiece
this is perfection in sandwich form

>>6284784
It's great isn't it? It's an English breakfast in a bun

>>6284812
>>6284824
I agree it is not easy to eat
It is definitely worth it though

>>6284820
I did not think of that
pray for me

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qY5vCBQv Mon 27 Aug 2018 16:22:55 No.6284974 Report

Quoted By: >>6284996

uuh I'm back again
just letting you guys know that I think I'm dying or something
I'm sure that's got nothing to do with the sandwich though

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:SFoqBDA4 Mon 27 Aug 2018 16:26:17 No.6284996 Report

Quoted By: >>6285008

>>6284813
you will die.
>>6284974

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qY5vCBQv Mon 27 Aug 2018 16:30:24 No.6285008 Report

Quoted By: >>6285020

>>6284996
please help
what do?

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ₐₙₒₙᵧₘₒᵤₛ !slushyyao. ID:7eUzt53p Mon 27 Aug 2018 16:31:57 No.6285014 Report

Quoted By: >>6285021

>>6284813
getting a heart attack just looking at it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:SFoqBDA4 Mon 27 Aug 2018 16:33:18 No.6285020 Report

Quoted By: >>6285037

>>6285008
nothing, sit it out. dont put garbage in you all the time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qY5vCBQv Mon 27 Aug 2018 16:33:30 No.6285021 Report

Quoted By:

>>6285014
but it has a tomato in it
doesn't that make it healthy?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wjgWmjvj Mon 27 Aug 2018 16:33:47 No.6285022 Report

Quoted By: >>6285037

>>6284813
Give me one reason that I wouldn't do the exact same thing but add scrambled eggs and spread the contents across multiple pieces of toast instead of having one gigantic fucking inedible sandwich

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qY5vCBQv Mon 27 Aug 2018 16:36:14 No.6285037 Report

Quoted By: >>6285042

>>6285020
I didn't eat all of it. I gave up around halfway through
my friend ate all of his though. I'm worried

>>6285022
fuck off this was a stroke of genius

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:SFoqBDA4 Mon 27 Aug 2018 16:36:44 No.6285042 Report

Quoted By: >>6285058

>>6285037
Your "friend".

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qY5vCBQv Mon 27 Aug 2018 16:38:39 No.6285058 Report

Quoted By:

>>6285042
yea it was mostly his stupid idea
I definitely didn't eat both of them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wpjUXd73 Mon 27 Aug 2018 16:41:17 No.6285073 Report

Quoted By: >>6285082

>>6284813
Where the fuck are the baked beans

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qY5vCBQv Mon 27 Aug 2018 16:43:12 No.6285082 Report

Quoted By:

>>6285073
I don't think they'd fit in the sandwich lad
also they'd just go everywhere and make the bread soggy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t+H/MV5Y Mon 27 Aug 2018 16:47:41 No.6285094 Report

Quoted By: >>6285107

>>6284697
Enjoy the cholesterol and diarrea

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qY5vCBQv Mon 27 Aug 2018 16:50:45 No.6285107 Report

Quoted By:

>>6285094
thanks lad this is going to be a painful death

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