>>6285259How to get a Girlfriend 101
>go to your local bar/saloon>order a couple of shots of something strong>real strong>drink untill you are self-aware that you're drunk, but not completely wasted>now, look for a shape that of which resembles a human female>try to find one who is equally as drunk as you>aproach her>strike a conversation>if previous steps are done correctly, you should have no problem talking*>*slurring>if your now new partner seems to have no problem catching on, proceed>if not, abort>make sure to obtain some identification>the conversation should slowly turn more flirtatious>if so, attempt to take your partner to a place which has a bedroom>get down to bussines>but before doing so, do not, and I repeat - DO NOT wear any protection>this is important>make sure to go all in inside>if all is done correctly, your mate should be bearing a mini lad in no time>your partner will be in severe shock and panic>this is your chance>assert yourself as the rightful father and offer financial support for the child in exchange for a sort of "binding contract".>now, 1 of 2 things will happen>A, your partner puts you through court for willfully inseminating her without her consent.>B, she agrees to your ultimatumCongrats, you now have a GF.
TL;DR - get someone pregnant
