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It is time to confess r/banter
>be me
>British poster on 4chan
>discover /pol/ in 2015
>see Karen and notice that she is the cutest
>Karen becomes my favourite anime even though I don't watch anime
>post Karen on the regular
>notice other Karenposters use the same folder as me
>get angry that they are stealing my anime
>also notice that Karenposters are really averse to geyposting
>start geyposting using Karen to thin the heard
>rumour from idk where spreads that I am a Canadian
>roll with it for the banter. Then the perfect thing happens - some Canuck gayposts using Karen
>I strike while the iron is hot - I put "wtf forgot my proxy" underneath
>this is no used as evidence that I am a Canadian proxy fag
>perfectcover.jgp
>go on a Karen geyposting spree for at least 1 week, using all of my 3 threads to geypost using Karen
>pretend to be Canadian but "deny" it for the banter
>eventually realise that I have ruined Karen and that she is beyond repair
>myworkhereisdone.mov
>start to want to return to the good old days where I could post Karen relatively alone
>"dumb fag, whore poster" is all I ever get
What have I done?! I seek forgiveness. I am sorry for my sins. Will my Queen ever forgive me?
>be me
>British poster on 4chan
>discover /pol/ in 2015
>see Karen and notice that she is the cutest
>Karen becomes my favourite anime even though I don't watch anime
>post Karen on the regular
>notice other Karenposters use the same folder as me
>get angry that they are stealing my anime
>also notice that Karenposters are really averse to geyposting
>start geyposting using Karen to thin the heard
>rumour from idk where spreads that I am a Canadian
>roll with it for the banter. Then the perfect thing happens - some Canuck gayposts using Karen
>I strike while the iron is hot - I put "wtf forgot my proxy" underneath
>this is no used as evidence that I am a Canadian proxy fag
>perfectcover.jgp
>go on a Karen geyposting spree for at least 1 week, using all of my 3 threads to geypost using Karen
>pretend to be Canadian but "deny" it for the banter
>eventually realise that I have ruined Karen and that she is beyond repair
>myworkhereisdone.mov
>start to want to return to the good old days where I could post Karen relatively alone
>"dumb fag, whore poster" is all I ever get
What have I done?! I seek forgiveness. I am sorry for my sins. Will my Queen ever forgive me?
