"Hold guardsmen i wish to speak with you." "what about madam commissar?" "some of your squad mates have been spreading rumors about you." "what kind of rumors madam commissar?" "that you are behaving heretical acting strange, aggressive behavior, being anti social, they also say you stare at me when i'm not looking now why would you be doing that?" "plotting something against your own commissar are you?" "NO MADAM I WOULD NE-" "shhh it's ok i know your not a heretic your just distracted over worked even." "but don't worry *unbuttons her coat* i know how to relieve stress" "madam this is highly improper" "oh come on now it's my job to make sure my men are in top fighting condition after all"