a fly (buzz buzz buzz) flew into my mouth and i just realized flies fly and we call them fly they are literally named like what they do they are practically pokemon names and i also caught the fly in my mouth and restrained it against the the roof my the mouth and i pondered what do do with the little fella so i swished it back and forth between my two cheeks with my saliva then crushed it into paste underneath my tong with my tong's force and swished the fly guts with my saliva and whipped out my willy from my pants and my willy is relatively big i don't mean to brag but its pretty big you know but i released spit from my mouth a spittle that flows downwards down down down and then it sparated from my lips and the spit filled with the remnants of fly landed on the tip of my furethra and i closed my urethra with my foreskin thank god i'm not american because americans dont have foreskin i hate america but i digress but i felt really bad for the dead fly and undid my foreskin to look at the crushed fly on my urethra and there it was the fly on my urethra still crushed but holy poop its fucking leg was still twitching the trooper was still aive how about that so i said "hey little fly i know you must be in agony so whats your last wish" and the fly responded "urethra vore" and i complied and forced the flys remains down my urethra but btw the fly was pregnant and its maggots are still alive and now i have flies swimming in my ballsack

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