Why is Logan Paul the best YouTuber?

Sorry if I'm late on this one, but this guy's content is unironically really fucking good. It's not a joke. If you're a Logan Paul hater, then you're a fucking unoriginal pos faggot cuck wag beta who has never fucking formed a single sentient thought in your miserable slave life. I can't even begin to fathom how fucking brain dead someone has to be to watch some fat ass YouTuber with a beanie and a dogshit personality sit in a fucking chair with his whore wife and fucking spew the most inane, populist, damage-controlling fucking garbage on Logan Paul ever to grace this shitty planet

Even to the people who put him down and take a shit on him like fucking everyone else in the universe, Logan Paul still gives these miserable shits meaning in their lives, if only so they can follow precisely what the rhetoric of this faggy part of YouTube is. Logan Paul is an ALPHA MALE compared to these FUCKING WAGS.

Let him fucking liberate you. Stop resisting change to your fucking boring life, and instead, realize that you'd be better off embodying everything Logan Paul stands for. Because, you are, objectively, a fucking WAG.