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Let’s start a funny stories thread I’ll start:


Here goes
>Be me
>Be 13
>Be at friends house
>Dumbass sister gets home
>Lets call her Jane
>Janes a total fag who gets high with her friends and drinks all the time.
>Friend does it like Jane
>Jane treats him like shit
>Jane throws a party while friends mom is not home
>Like 10 people
>Loud music and Jane decides she wants to vape in house as drink.
>Friend and I get mad. Decide to ruin the party.
>Friend and I spot 4 kids on porch rolling blunts.
>Decide perfect opportunity to take down this party
>Fags are vamping while doing it
>Play fucking normie full volume on computer as a warning
>They continue doing so
>Friend and I take water bottles and poke holes in cap with foldable knife
>Spray vape fags with water and ruin blunt
>Jane gets mad
>Can’t do anything because mom will get mad if she knew they were rolling blunts and drinking
>Run down stairs while they move to garage
>Take control of Bluetooth speaker
>Turn volume to earrape levels
>Big speaker so vibrates floor
>Take their phones and turn on every alarm
>For whatever reason they had like 100
>Take a couple chargers while at it
>Drunk high kids come in
>Let frenzy begin
>Alarms going off every 5 seconds
>Grils crying because high and confused
>Queue earrape
>Play fucking normies
>Everyone leaves
>No more party’s
What are your stories anons?