I know it's not a comfortable subject, but it was something that crossed my mind and I don't really know what to feel about it.

My father is not in great health. One day, he will have had enough of life. His body will give up, and eventually he will die, just like every other man on Earth eventually will. I'm hoping it's not any time soon, of course, but he's not getting any younger and that's something I have to realise.

But what if he dies tomorrow? Would I be able to handle it? And what would I do if my mother asked me to speak at his funeral? Where do you even begin when writing a speech like that?

I realise this thread probably won't be as serious as I'd like it to be, but I figured I'd make it anyway. What would you do, /bant/? Will you speak at your father's funeral? And what will you say?