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>be me
>find out about self fucking
>decide to try it out
>spend hours trying to make it work, but my butthole is too tight to let it go in
>give up
>be me today
>home alone
>decide to try lubricating it with olive oil because there's no vaseline here
>soak my dick in oil
>try to do it
>doesn't work
>hands are too slippery
>spend 25 minutes cleaning my dick and room
>can't find a way to clean them properly
>have to leave
>family will be back soon
>if they get into my room they'll be assaulted by the stench of concentrated olive oil
>my dick and underwear still smell of oil
help me anons
>find out about self fucking
>decide to try it out
>spend hours trying to make it work, but my butthole is too tight to let it go in
>give up
>be me today
>home alone
>decide to try lubricating it with olive oil because there's no vaseline here
>soak my dick in oil
>try to do it
>doesn't work
>hands are too slippery
>spend 25 minutes cleaning my dick and room
>can't find a way to clean them properly
>have to leave
>family will be back soon
>if they get into my room they'll be assaulted by the stench of concentrated olive oil
>my dick and underwear still smell of oil
help me anons
