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Electric Kettle

ID:7J5Bs99h No.632035 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>be me
>be americunt
>read an article the other day about electric kettles
>"wtf is that?"
>found out other americans don't know what it is either
>apparently everyone else in the world uses it
>gets made fun of for microwaving water
>"fuck off I thought everyone did that"
>get pissed off
>"I must put an end to this madness"
>go buy an electric kettle
>fuck can't find any
>ask an employee
>fucker doesn't know what the fuck I'm talking about
>pull out my DP12 double barrel pump shotgun
>kill him
>kill 25 others cuz 'Merica
>drive 45 miles to another
>jackpot!
>sees an electric kettle
>cashier looks at me funny
>"Blow it out your ass"
>drive back home
>see a blm protest
>run them over because fuckn liberals
>get home
>make some tea
>electric kettle melts on stove

What the fuck is the point of these stupid pieces of shit!? Seriously I wasted 80 bucks thanks to you Aussie and Britbongs. Fellow Americans just stick with microwaving water.