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Arume survival thread: episode the fifth

Anonymous ID:p0DA333B Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:18:57 No.6330123 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6330141 >>6330147 >>6330157 >>6330214 >>6330412 >>6330700

>In the not too distant future, Arumes have invaded the Earth for no apparent reason
>To combat this, many under and overground groups have been formed
>The mongol empire is having a resurgence in America of all places, so is the Afrika Korps
>Rock and roll

Cute !GayFagaLtU

Cute !GayFagaLtU ID:Vn2iasnJ Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:19:33 No.6330130 Report

Quoted By: >>6330256 >>6330722

Roll for kot

Absolute piece of shit, Khagan of wherever the fuck we are.

Absolute piece of shit, Khagan of wherever the fuck we are. ID:d/V+UZIK Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:20:25 No.6330139 Report

Quoted By: >>6330256

>INVADE

Snake

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Snake ID:YrZl0oCR Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:20:32 No.6330141 Report

Quoted By: >>6330151 >>6330256

>>6330123
>Wake up
"Call me Snake."

A Samurai

A Samurai ID:NtcJwDF0 Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:20:49 No.6330147 Report

Quoted By: >>6330256

>>6330123
>wake up

A Samurai

A Samurai ID:NtcJwDF0 Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:21:06 No.6330151 Report

Quoted By:

>>6330141
based

Snoiper

Snoiper ID:KRIspYGM Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:21:26 No.6330157 Report

Quoted By: >>6330256

>>6330123
>woke

Nathan the NEET

Nathan the NEET ID:7O6Kk9+G Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:26:03 No.6330214 Report

Quoted By: >>6330256

>>6330123
wake up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p0DA333B Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:29:22 No.6330256 Report

Quoted By: >>6330277 >>6330279 >>6330294 >>6330311 >>6330313

>>6330130
>3
You wake up and immediately a cat bites your dick
>>6330139
>93
You expand your territory to feature length, stomping a couple of Arume bases as you go
>>6330141
>14
Somebody says "Heh like THIS DICK" and everybody else in the room laughs
>>6330147
>74
You awaken
>>6330157
>dubs
you awaken violently
>>6330214
>41
you wake up or something

Snoiper

Snoiper ID:KRIspYGM Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:30:52 No.6330277 Report

Quoted By: >>6330360

>>6330256
>look araund

A Samurai

A Samurai ID:NtcJwDF0 Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:31:01 No.6330279 Report

Quoted By: >>6330313 >>6330360

>>6330256
i wander around this strange place, ready to slice anyone up that threatens me.

Snake Plissken

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Snake Plissken ID:YrZl0oCR Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:31:50 No.6330294 Report

Quoted By: >>6330360

>>6330256
>Say nothing
>Walk away from these fags, heading outside

Absolute piece of shit, Khagan of wherever the fuck we are.

Absolute piece of shit, Khagan of wherever the fuck we are. ID:d/V+UZIK Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:32:31 No.6330311 Report

Quoted By: >>6330360

>>6330256
>Conquer an airport and steal a plane

Nathan the NEET

Nathan the NEET ID:7O6Kk9+G Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:32:32 No.6330313 Report

Quoted By: >>6330338 >>6330360

>>6330256
look around the place and wonder why the hell im here

>>6330279
"hey! you know where we are?"

A Samurai

A Samurai ID:NtcJwDF0 Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:34:42 No.6330338 Report

Quoted By: >>6330372

>>6330313
"no"
>draw my sword.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p0DA333B Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:36:30 No.6330360 Report

Quoted By: >>6330372 >>6330381 >>6330390 >>6330396 >>6330506

>>6330277
>Dubs
you find a snoiper roifle and ehmmu
>>6330279
>97
It's very foggy around where you are, no Arume anywhere that you can see
>>6330294
>49
even outside you can hear them laughing
>>6330311
>dubs
the airport you find seems to have all it's planes ready to go. Every one of them
>>6330313
>31
you get smacked in the face by a branch

Nathan the NEET

Nathan the NEET ID:7O6Kk9+G Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:37:26 No.6330372 Report

Quoted By: >>6330381 >>6330438

>>6330338
"hey hey put that down im just asking"
turn around and walk out to another room or something

>>6330360
rub my face after being smacked and keep going, see if i can find anything interesting

A Samurai

A Samurai ID:NtcJwDF0 Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:38:07 No.6330381 Report

Quoted By: >>6330412 >>6330438

>>6330360
>>6330372
when he turns around karate chop his neck trying to knock him out.

Snoiper

Snoiper ID:KRIspYGM Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:38:49 No.6330390 Report

Quoted By:

>>6330360
>SNOIPER'S A GOOD JOB MATE

>pick up tha snoiper and ahmmu and go to a watchtowar

Absolute piece of shit, Khagan of wherever the fuck we are.

Absolute piece of shit, Khagan of wherever the fuck we are. ID:d/V+UZIK Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:39:27 No.6330396 Report

Quoted By: >>6330438

>>6330360
>Make half of the horde keep expanding here and bring half of the horde with me to our homeland in MONGOLIA

Senator Big Dick

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Senator Big Dick ID:fW3QaPu9 Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:41:39 No.6330412 Report

Quoted By: >>6330426 >>6330438

>>6330123
>Wake up next to >>6330381
''HELLO JACK''

A Samurai

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A Samurai ID:NtcJwDF0 Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:43:13 No.6330426 Report

Quoted By: >>6330465

>>6330412
"who the fuck are you?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p0DA333B Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:44:20 No.6330438 Report

Quoted By: >>6330455 >>6330465 >>6330476 >>6330483 >>6330493

>>6330372
>9
You think that guy's mate saw you, and then you start getting shot at. Yes, he definitely did
>>6330381
>18
You completely miss his neck
>>6330396
>69
You split your horde, and go to Mongolia
>>6330372
>27
you get smacked by another fucking tree branch
>>6330412
>21
you get up and immediately fall over

Absolute piece of shit, Khagan of wherever the fuck we are.

Absolute piece of shit, Khagan of wherever the fuck we are. ID:d/V+UZIK Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:45:40 No.6330455 Report

Quoted By: >>6330524

>>6330438
>Recruit native MONGOLS for my HORDE and ask the government to join us

Senator Big Dick

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Senator Big Dick ID:fW3QaPu9 Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:46:23 No.6330465 Report

Quoted By: >>6330476 >>6330524

>>6330438
>>6330426
''NICE KNIFE''
>Breaks your sword
>Punches you
''I HAVE A DREAM''
>Raises fists into the air

A Samurai

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A Samurai ID:NtcJwDF0 Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:47:19 No.6330476 Report

Quoted By: >>6330497 >>6330524

>>6330438
"masaka!"
>hit him with the butt of my sword trying to knock him out

>>6330465
>then slice this nigga in half

Snoiper

Snoiper ID:KRIspYGM Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:48:04 No.6330483 Report

Quoted By: >>6330524

>>6330438
shoot at those cunts with snoiper

Nathan the NEET

Nathan the NEET ID:7O6Kk9+G Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:48:48 No.6330493 Report

Quoted By: >>6330524

>>6330438
rip the tree branch off and carry it with me
try to find more interesting things

Senator Big Dick

Senator Big Dick ID:fW3QaPu9 Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:49:02 No.6330497 Report

Quoted By:

>>6330476
''NICE KNIFE''
>Breaks it again

Snake Plissken

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Snake Plissken ID:YrZl0oCR Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:50:14 No.6330506 Report

Quoted By: >>6330524

>>6330360
>Ignore them
>Walk off down the nearest road
>Have a smoke while walking

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p0DA333B Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:51:35 No.6330524 Report

Quoted By: >>6330532 >>6330534 >>6330535 >>6330543 >>6330545 >>6330583

>>6330455
>43
you recruit a fuckton of mongols to your cause, but the government says they'll think about it
>>6330465
>46
you grab the sword and you get an owie because it's sharp and magic
>>6330476
>dubs
you knock the senator right the fuck out and cut him, but the nanomachines protect him
>>6330483
>43
you SNOIPE those BLOKES
>>6330493
>18
the tree branch smacks you again
>>6330506
>70
you smoke a nice cig desu while walking

Snake Plissken

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Snake Plissken ID:YrZl0oCR Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:52:28 No.6330532 Report

Quoted By: >>6330616

>>6330524
>Keep walking (This is where you do ur part tard, stop waiting for a low roll)

Absolute piece of shit, Khagan of wherever the fuck we are.

Absolute piece of shit, Khagan of wherever the fuck we are. ID:d/V+UZIK Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:52:36 No.6330534 Report

Quoted By: >>6330616

>>6330524
>Jump over the great wall to invade china and form a new Yuan dynasty

Snoiper

Snoiper ID:KRIspYGM Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:52:36 No.6330535 Report

Quoted By: >>6330616

>>6330524
>GET TO THE FOOKIN WATCHTOWA ALREADY

A Samurai

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A Samurai ID:NtcJwDF0 Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:53:15 No.6330543 Report

Quoted By: >>6330583 >>6330616

>>6330524
use my magic sword to bypass the nanomachines and kill him.
"no cure for fools..."

Nathan the NEET

Nathan the NEET ID:7O6Kk9+G Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:53:17 No.6330545 Report

Quoted By: >>6330616

>>6330524
try to tear it off again

Senator Big Dick

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Senator Big Dick ID:fW3QaPu9 Sat 01 Sep 2018 23:56:53 No.6330583 Report

Quoted By: >>6330616

>>6330524
>>6330543
''NANOMACHINES SON''
>Holds your sword with my left hand
>Breaks it DOWN
''I HAVE A DREAM THAT ONE DAY EVERY PERSON IN THIS NATION WILL CONTROL THEIR OWN DESTINY''
''A LAND OF THE TRULY FREE DAMN IT''
''A NATION OF ACTION NOT WORDS''
>Punches the Samurai
''RULED BY STRENGTH NOT COMMITTEE''
>Punches him again
''WHERE THE LAW CHANGES TO SUIT THE INDIVIDUAL,NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND''
''WHERE THE POWER AND JUSTICE ARE BACK WHERE THEY BELONG,IN THE HANDS OF THE PEOPLE''
>Punches the samurai several times

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p0DA333B Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:00:49 No.6330616 Report

Quoted By: >>6330639 >>6330641 >>6330651 >>6330654 >>6330667 >>6330694

>>6330532
>64
you come across the samurai and senator big dick while walking
>>6330535
>8
you get to the top but then trip and fall down all the fucking stairs
>>6330543
>30
you miss him somehow
>>6330545
>5
the branch smacks you twice this time
>>6330534
>85
you conquer the fuck out of China and they all get Genghis Khan PTSD
>>6330583
>84
you punch his sword away and start beating the shit out of the samurai while lecturing him on your political views

Absolute piece of shit, Khagan of wherever the fuck we are.

Absolute piece of shit, Khagan of wherever the fuck we are. ID:d/V+UZIK Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:03:23 No.6330639 Report

Quoted By: >>6330707

>>6330616
>Move on to north korea and make them our vassals

Nathan the NEET

Nathan the NEET ID:7O6Kk9+G Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:03:41 No.6330641 Report

Quoted By: >>6330707

>>6330616
rip it off with autism power

Snoiper

Snoiper ID:KRIspYGM Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:04:25 No.6330651 Report

Quoted By: >>6330707

>>6330616
>Kill myself

A Samurai

A Samurai ID:NtcJwDF0 Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:04:48 No.6330654 Report

Quoted By: >>6330667 >>6330707

>>6330616
>seppuku

Snake Plissken

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Snake Plissken ID:YrZl0oCR Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:06:50 No.6330667 Report

Quoted By: >>6330678 >>6330707

>>6330616
>>6330654
"Hey, samurai man, what are you doing that for?"

A Samurai

A Samurai ID:NtcJwDF0 Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:08:38 No.6330678 Report

Quoted By: >>6330692 >>6330693

>>6330667
"thisu faggotu won't reave me aroneu. so annoyingu i need to do sepukku."

Snake Plissken

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Snake Plissken ID:YrZl0oCR Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:10:24 No.6330692 Report

Quoted By: >>6330693 >>6330713

>>6330678
"Call me sSnake."

Snake Plissken

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Snake Plissken ID:YrZl0oCR Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:10:57 No.6330693 Report

Quoted By:

>>6330678
>>6330692
"I meant Snake."

Senator Big Dick

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Senator Big Dick ID:fW3QaPu9 Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:11:02 No.6330694 Report

Quoted By: >>6330707

>>6330616
''WHERE EVERY MAN IS FREE TO THINK---TO ACT---FOR HIMSELF''
>Punches the samurai
''FUCK ALL THESE LIMP DICKED LAWYERS AND CHICKEN SHIT BUREAUCRATS''
>Punch him again
''FUCK THE 24 HOUR INTERNET SPEW OF TRIVIA AND CELEBRITY BULLSHIT''
>KEEP PUNCHING
''FUCK THE AMERICAN PRIDE,FUCK THE MEDIA''
>PUNCH AGAIN
''FUCK ALL OF IT''
>Kick him
''America is diseased,rotten to the core,there's no saving it,we need to pull it down by the roots,WIPE THE SLATE CLEAN,BURN IT DOWN''
>Punches again
''AND FROM THE ASHES A NEW AMERICA WILL BE BORN,EVOLVED BUT UNTAMED''
>Keeps kicking him in the ground
''THE WEAK WILL BE PURGED,AND THE STRONGEST WILL THRIVE,FREE TO LIVE AS THEY SEE FIT''
''THEY'LL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN''
>GIF Related

PD ID:e/xiVCjB Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:11:15 No.6330700 Report

Quoted By:

>>6330123
Rolling, name is PD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p0DA333B Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:12:37 No.6330707 Report

Quoted By: >>6330710 >>6330714 >>6330716 >>6330717 >>6330724 >>6330727

>>6330639
>93
North Korea crumples to your military might
>>6330654
>30
you fuck up killing yourself too
>>6330667
>98
you do that
>>6330641
>14
the branch smacks you again
>>6330651
>dubs
you kill yourself so hard you die
>>6330694
>42
you miss a couple punches and trip on the Samurai while trying to kill himself

Senator Big Dick

Senator Big Dick ID:fW3QaPu9 Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:13:21 No.6330710 Report

Quoted By: >>6330724 >>6330811

>>6330707
''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''
>DO IT AGAIN

A Samurai

A Samurai ID:NtcJwDF0 Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:13:34 No.6330713 Report

Quoted By: >>6330811

>>6330692
"niceu to meet you snakeu. i am ichimasukaryukihanatamomo aki."
>dies

Nathan the NEET

Nathan the NEET ID:7O6Kk9+G Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:13:41 No.6330714 Report

Quoted By: >>6330811

>>6330707
"fuck this"
go find a gym

Absolute piece of shit, Khagan of wherever the fuck we are.

Absolute piece of shit, Khagan of wherever the fuck we are. ID:d/V+UZIK Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:14:07 No.6330716 Report

Quoted By: >>6330811

>>6330707
>Invade south korea and begin building a fuckhuge bridge to japland.

Another Samurai

Another Samurai ID:NtcJwDF0 Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:14:13 No.6330717 Report

Quoted By: >>6330731 >>6330811

>>6330707
>new character
>WAKE UP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NR7Ssu45 Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:14:56 No.6330722 Report

Quoted By:

>>6330130
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little kot thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" cat making a funny face, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking cat. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Kotfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "ID WITH KOT IS KOT ID WITH KOT IS KOT" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

Snake Plissken

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Snake Plissken ID:YrZl0oCR Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:15:15 No.6330724 Report

Quoted By: >>6330731 >>6330811

>>6330707
>>6330710
"Call me Snake."

Snoiper

Snoiper ID:KRIspYGM Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:15:44 No.6330727 Report

Quoted By: >>6330811

>>6330707
>Destroy libtards with facts

Senator Big Dick

Senator Big Dick ID:fW3QaPu9 Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:16:06 No.6330731 Report

Quoted By: >>6330736 >>6330745 >>6330811

>>6330717
''CAN'T RUN FROM ME JACK''
>>6330724
''where the hell you've been for 4 years?''

Another Samurai

Another Samurai ID:NtcJwDF0 Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:17:19 No.6330736 Report

Quoted By: >>6330741 >>6330811

>>6330731
"FUCK! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE DUDE!"

Senator Big Dick

Senator Big Dick ID:fW3QaPu9 Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:18:22 No.6330741 Report

Quoted By: >>6330746 >>6330811

>>6330736
''I'm willing to negotiate jack,but i need one thing from you''
''THE CHILD SOLDIERS JACK,I NEED THEM''

Snake Plissken

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Snake Plissken ID:YrZl0oCR Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:19:46 No.6330745 Report

Quoted By: >>6330758

>>6330731
"I bet you'd like to know. I'm looking to gain control of the Sword of Damocles, so I can bring an end to this corrupt world... You wanna come?"

Another Samurai

Another Samurai ID:NtcJwDF0 Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:20:04 No.6330746 Report

Quoted By: >>6330758 >>6330811

>>6330741
"NIGGA I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! I'M NOT JACK! I DON'T HAVE ANY CHILD SOLDIERS! MY NAME IS HANATAROKASUKIMASAKATADAKORO AKISAMATSUTOROICHI."

Senator Big Dick

Senator Big Dick ID:fW3QaPu9 Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:22:12 No.6330758 Report

Quoted By: >>6330761 >>6330764 >>6330811

>>6330745
''YES''
''LET'S END WAR AS BUSINESS''
>>6330746
''YOU KNOW THAT FULL WELL JACK,YOU DESTROYED MY CHILD SOLDIER FACTORY''
''I NEED THEM BACK''

Another Samurai

Another Samurai ID:NtcJwDF0 Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:24:01 No.6330761 Report

Quoted By: >>6330781 >>6330811

>>6330758
"fine i am jack... and i'll gib them back..."
>gibs you the child soldiers from my backpack.

Snake Plissken

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Snake Plissken ID:YrZl0oCR Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:24:21 No.6330764 Report

Quoted By: >>6330811

>>6330758
"Alright..."

Senator Big Dick

Senator Big Dick ID:fW3QaPu9 Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:28:56 No.6330781 Report

Quoted By: >>6330806 >>6330809 >>6330811 >>6331237

>>6330761
''THANKS JACK,ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE A GOOD KID''
>Goes for a handshake

Another Samurai

Another Samurai ID:NtcJwDF0 Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:32:41 No.6330806 Report

Quoted By: >>6330809

>>6330781
>handshakes

Snake Plissken

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Snake Plissken ID:YrZl0oCR Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:33:26 No.6330809 Report

Quoted By:

>>6330781
>>6330806
>Shoot these fags

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p0DA333B Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:33:58 No.6330811 Report

Quoted By: >>6330817 >>6330823 >>6331077 >>6331080

>>6330710
>>6330713
>>6330714
>>6330716
>>6330717
>>6330724
>>6330727
>>6330731
>>6330736
>>6330741
>>6330746
>>6330758
>>6330761
>>6330764
>>6330781
>Suddenly the Arume empress, named Akiwashitidesunakushgoochishininusenta Naninomoshinakawaiisenpaiyashi descends from the sky and unsheathes a sword larger than her, going through a magical girl transformation that lasts the entire day. Then she laughs evilly and explains her entire plan to everybody

Snake Plissken

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Snake Plissken ID:YrZl0oCR Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:35:23 No.6330817 Report

Quoted By: >>6330825

>>6330811
>Look up at her
>Casually say:
"Call me Snake."

nathan the no-longer-neet

nathan the no-longer-neet ID:7O6Kk9+G Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:37:09 No.6330823 Report

Quoted By: >>6331237

>>6330811
>fuck this shit
work out at the gym.
do DEADLIFTS, SQUATS, BENCHPRESS, DUMBBELLS
get ripped and swole

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p0DA333B Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:37:34 No.6330825 Report

Quoted By: >>6331237

>>6330817
>she teleports behind you and hits you across the entire country, then teleports to you in air and hits starts beating you up with very minimal animation, and knocks you all the way back to where you were
"Ahaha"
>She says, nothing she says actually synced up with her lips
"You are no match for me, bakana! I will defeat you all until you lose!"

Absolute piece of shit, Khagan of wherever the fuck we are.

Absolute piece of shit, Khagan of wherever the fuck we are. ID:d/V+UZIK Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:39:20 No.6331077 Report

Quoted By: >>6331237 >>6331248

>>6330811
>rape

Samurai Jack

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Samurai Jack ID:NtcJwDF0 Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:40:18 No.6331080 Report

Quoted By: >>6331237 >>6331248

>>6330811
"n-nani!?"
>be ready to draw my sword if she attacks

Snake Plissken

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Snake Plissken ID:YrZl0oCR Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:42:18 No.6331237 Report

Quoted By: >>6331246 >>6331248 >>6331254 >>6331262

>>6330825
"Heh, you've done it now..."
>Draw my pistol
>>6331080
>>6331077
>>6330823
>>6330781
"We have to set aside our differences and work together if we want to survive."

Nathan the CHAD

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Nathan the CHAD ID:7O6Kk9+G Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:43:52 No.6331246 Report

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>>6331237
"Lets do it."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p0DA333B Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:44:33 No.6331248 Report

Quoted By: >>6331260 >>6331262 >>6331267

>>6331077
>she punches you across the planet, and you land right behind her
>>6331080
>and she does attack, slashing at you at 30 million slices per second
>>6331237
you do that I guess or whatever fuck me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W+26NEcu Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:45:03 No.6331253 Report

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kot id

Absolute piece of shit, Khagan of wherever the fuck we are.

Absolute piece of shit, Khagan of wherever the fuck we are. ID:d/V+UZIK Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:45:15 No.6331254 Report

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>>6331237
"It's worth a try"

Nathan the CHAD

Nathan the CHAD ID:7O6Kk9+G Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:45:59 No.6331260 Report

Quoted By: >>6331298

>>6331248
use the CHAD gaze
"ay baby, you want some of this?"

Senator Big Dick

Senator Big Dick ID:fW3QaPu9 Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:46:17 No.6331262 Report

Quoted By: >>6331298

>>6331237
''Alright big fella''
>>6331248
>Punch her

Snake Plissken

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Snake Plissken ID:YrZl0oCR Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:47:38 No.6331267 Report

Quoted By: >>6331298

>>6331248
>Shoot at her as everyone else attacks her

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p0DA333B Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:54:16 No.6331298 Report

Quoted By: >>6331311

>>6331260
>she ignores you
>>6331262
>you punch her, creating an explosion that knocks down mountains 50 miles out, yet everybody around only gets a bit of dirt on them
>>6331267
>you shoot the fuck out of her, and she makes anime noises

Nathan the CHAD

Nathan the CHAD ID:7O6Kk9+G Sun 02 Sep 2018 00:56:44 No.6331311 Report

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>>6331298
jump over to her and do the CHAD TACKLE

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