You know what my favorite thing about NEEThood is, wagie? It’s that I get all the best, for free! That’s right. For. Free. Honestly, I’m surprised you’re so adverse to the idea.

As a NEET, I enjoy all the best things in life. I eat the choicest foods. I drink the highest quallity ales and wines. I watch only the finest animes. And all that’s when I’m not selflessly doing charity, writing, learning, and generally being a complete human being.

And who pays for all of this, you may ask yourself as you’re stuck in traffic for one of the eight you spend in traffic every week. You do, wagie. YOUR money, YOUR work, and YOUR time all allow me to do it. I am a modern day noble, being supported by modern day serfs.